The Basics
Name: reba!
Age: eighteen.
Location: shawnee, oklahoma.
Gender: feeemale.
Sexual Orientation: lesbian and slightly confused.
Relationship Status: engaged!
What's the meaning behind your username: i was pretty angsty when i made this journal, and i was like OH NO I'M SO SPORADIC B/C I AM NOT THE SAME ALL THE TIME ;-;
Could you start a riot?: babe, grab your gun and cock it. girls do it better and we know it!
More About You
Label your style: bohemian/just plain "...what"
What are your hobbies and interests: internetinternetinternet, painting, reading, having phone sex with my girlfriend, making mix cds.
C'mon and tell us! What's your worst sexual experience? Most embarrassing sexual experience?What about your best?: let's see.
worst? when i was twelve, my best friend wanted me to put lotion all over her and lick her. she called me thomas the entire time and tasted like old lady perfume. not fun. other than that, i've been assaulted, but i don't really count that as a "sexual experience."
best? definitely when my girlfriend and i made love on a futon in her mother's house. we had to be very quiet; we took that and made it into tender. snow patrol's chasing cars was on and she started crying and i just held her. good lord, i'm corny.
Describe your personality to us in one paragraph: "we were galloping manic to the mouth of the source; we were swallowing panic in the face of its force." i'm not very stable, but i'm a bundle of fun.
What's your strongest quality? How about your weakest?: strongest; my loyalty and love. once you're my friend, i'm there for you, and i will protect you. weakest; my anger and sensitivity. i'm an incredibly angry person, even though i don't let it out much. as for sensitivity, if i do something stupid, i live it over and over again for hours, hating myself. silly, isn't it?
What's something nobody knows about you?: i seriously cannot think of a single thing that i haven't told my girlfriend. for most people not knowing, how about the fact that i absolutely cannot STAND to watch the part in star wars when luke gets his hand cut off. that whole scene makes me hysterical and i have no clue why.
Have you any accomplishments?: i'd say finding the love of my life is pretty awesome, but i can't take full responsibility for that. um, i'm generally the fattest person in the room? dunno!
Do you have any special or hidden talents?: i'm mediocre at almost everything. i can paint, write, play piano, etc etc, but i'm not a master at any of these things.
Who is your role model and why?: bryan, a friend of mine. why? WHY? because this.
yeah.
Favorites
Books: oh gee. anything by stephen king, especially it and the dark tower series. american gods. hitchiker's guide. memoirs of a geisha. the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. the boy detective fails. john dies at the end.
Bands: i don't want to overwhelm you, so i'll just post five favorites (from right now; extremely subject to change.) and a link to my last fm.
1. dresden dolls
2. gwen stefani (I CAN'T HELP IT)
3. mew
4. joanna newsom
5. jenny owen youngs
last.fm
Television Shows: i really don't watch much tv anymore, but i like; ncis, firefly, so you think you can dance, family guy, south park, american dad, simpsons, and the wonderpets. most importantly: tim and eric awesome show.
Movies: ghost rider/wickerman/next because nicolas cage is the most ridiculous person alive, and i love it. happy feet. moulin rouge!. sin city. saw. v for vendetta. zoolander. i saw madagascar in theatre thirteen times. i have NO IDEA WHY.
Colors: i like grey!
Food: oh geez. corndogs, raw spinach, and beef jerky.
Animal: my kittens. also polar bears.
Quote: "the important thing is to never stop questioning." -- albert einstein
Communities:
topicless,
indie_exchange,
wtf_stupid,
laceandflora,
brutal_honesty.
Member Questions
Who do you think is the:
Prettiest member - i'm really digging
sidewalkvocals.
the Hottest member -
_subdued_ really does it for me.
the Most Adorable member -
a_singularity, hands down.
the Most Beautiful member -
landlordswife
If you could ask one member for their hand in marriage, who would you pick?: i don't know! i don't know you guys yet.
When did you first realize you were bisexual/lesbian?: around the age of eight or nine.
What age do you wish you could stay forever?: eighteen!
Tell your coming out story: i don't really have one, because my mother has a brain injury and apparently doesn't remember that i told her i'm gay. i think she just is ignoring it, and my dad won't talk about it. i live with my godparents now, and i just kind of told them. they were fine with it. i put up my orientation on myspace to come out with all my little christian school friends and no one's said anything. pretty boring.
Name the craziest thing you've ever done?: had an absolutely EPIC lightsaber fight in wal-mart that lasted over two hours and resulted in a sprained ankle and one slightly-dented shopping cart.
What's the best advice you've ever received? attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.
Given?: "man i think you should listen to some dang dresden dolls."
Make us laugh:
Why did the chicken cross the road?: it probably didn't have anything to do with a vegan.
If you were granted one wish, what would it be and why?: to be skinny. because i hate this medical condition and i hate being fat.
If you could give one gift to the world, what would it be, and why?: the gift of tolerance. i know it's cheesy, but if we could all just shut the hell up and be nice to each other, it'd be great.
Community Questions
Go on. Promote us:
(Please remember to respect LJ's ToS. Remember, we check links. And another thing: You must only promote where appropriate. And if you are found to promote in an inappropriate place and we, the MODs, hear about it, you're not just kicked out, you're banned. Unless a communitiy gives an a-ok to promote, don't just assume you can! If they say don't promote, please don't promote in their community.)
i made a banner; hope you don't mind! i only have paint, but when i have photoshop i'll make another.
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How did you find us?: i've seen this community advertised around a lot.
Define what dyke riot means to you: let's fucking party and show the world something while we're at it.
What makes you so special? Why do you think you belong in dyke riot?: i'm fairly amusing and incredibly active.
What can you bring to the community?: sassiness!
Pictures
Please post 5-100 pictures of yourself. One of them MUST be a 100x100 picture of yourself.
old to new!
i'm in the ninja shirt.