Los Angeles was insane a couple of weeks ago for Lee's 18th. Trashy fun. Not my thing, but what the hell ( Read more... )

I don't know. I'm going to be that woman behind the back desk in the hair and nail salon around the corner from Harlem's latest homicide victim scraping fingers across the hairdresser-ladies' tips and counting with a saltine stomach and glass skin, like all the ones I've seen. That just sit in the back and answer the calls with a desktop ( Read more... )

Your Porn Star Name is: Nomi Malone

Get your own Porn Star Name

WOW! Ya don't see that every day.

001. name: Nomi ( Read more... )

I couldn't resist...

Hahahaha... JJ's the lunch lady.

Hmm... eeeh.  I don't know what to say.  It's been draining in the E.R. (if you're curious, visit my Myspace.. if you don't know the web address, just scroll down to the entry that has it on it.. since I'm being very very lazy).  But um, let's see....  I GOT MY PERMIT!  ... shut up.

I start training for work on Friday (woohoo!).  I'm NOT telling ( Read more... )

                                                           Mr. Shickling-Pinnofly

Through the nearest windy whisk
And thrown inside a midnight bag
She screams, he laughs, and so it seemed
A certain tuck; he made her gag.

His eyes beyond and further still
He tipped his hat at passers by
The child’s breath inside the hands
Said nothing to his shallow eye.

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Hehe... I like South Park.