Apr 14, 2010 18:28
Sister, Dear, are you verily seeing the man who knocked you up in a romantic capacity? Is he cognizant of the fact that if he harms you I will run him through with my lance?
I have a lance. It's huge. Mam won't let me bring it inside. Prude.
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HAHAHHAA I don't need to hear about your huge lance, Dyllie, though it seems weird that Mam won't let you keep it inside *snicker*
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Oh hardy har har, Deirdre, Mistress of the Double Entendre. Do not play with me when it comes to word games. I will always triumph.
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If you would like, you could come and we could brainstorm penis metaphors...
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