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Apr 14, 2010 18:28

Sister, Dear, are you verily seeing the man who knocked you up in a romantic capacity? Is he cognizant of the fact that if he harms you I will run him through with my lance?

I have a lance. It's huge. Mam won't let me bring it inside. Prude.

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deirdre_ionuin April 14 2010, 06:30:42 UTC
I'll let him know! But yes, it's true!

HAHAHHAA I don't need to hear about your huge lance, Dyllie, though it seems weird that Mam won't let you keep it inside *snicker*

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dylan_patrick April 14 2010, 06:32:02 UTC
See that you do.

Oh hardy har har, Deirdre, Mistress of the Double Entendre. Do not play with me when it comes to word games. I will always triumph.

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deirdre_ionuin April 14 2010, 06:32:57 UTC
Yeah, that I really know! And hey, I wanted to talk to you about your songs. You have any you want me to put music to? We could present it to Spectre as a b-side.

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dylan_patrick April 14 2010, 06:36:18 UTC
Deirdre, dare you not ply me like a puppet unless you intend to make me dance.

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learntocrucify April 14 2010, 11:48:28 UTC
Heh. Your lance, huh?

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dylan_patrick April 14 2010, 11:57:47 UTC
Tis an actual lance, and not a verbal metaphor! But yes, it has to stay outside...

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learntocrucify April 14 2010, 12:02:33 UTC
Guess it was too much to hope you were making a dick joke really. Thought I taught you better than that, little man?

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dylan_patrick April 14 2010, 13:18:36 UTC
I tend to save dick jokes for entries when I'm not talking about my sister and her new cro-magnon boyfriend.

If you would like, you could come and we could brainstorm penis metaphors...

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