My sister is being quite secretive and she seems to be rather protective of her desk drawers. I suppose it's some sort of sexual apparatus, with the way she and her ladies carry on. Not that they shouldn't because they should. They all make each other smile and it's wonderful ( Read more... )

Lady Renee is back and my sister now has two girlfriends. I can't wait for mam to find out. I bet they will hear the squeal in Blackpool. I am of the opinion that they are both lovely girls and that my sister is very very lucky ( Read more... )

I wonder if Mam would let me spend the summer here. What do all of you think? Would you mind having a 10 year old knightly roommate for the summer?

I had a lovely day today. I got to speak with people who actually value my opinion! I wasn't just some silly little kid to them. And I got to see Deirdre on stage, which was amazing. You can't take your eyes off her. And, as I am her brother, and am supposed to be appalled at the very sight of her, that is high praise indeed ( Read more... )

I escaped from the Dungeon of Dylan Patrick!

I killed Georgiehill the rat.

I looted the Armour of Horses, the Crown of Tumblingjack, the Armour of Lyddie Girl, the Shield of Vivalaian, the Shield of Todayistuesday, the Shield of Dad, the Wand of Ladys, the Shield of Kings, the Sceptre of Ladys, the Armour of Ragazzoimmortal and 10 gold pieces.

Score ( Read more... )

The cretins at my old school decided that they wouldn't let me go without a fight. I have a black eye and a split lip and my right arm now sports a rather itchy word cut into it. It says "GAY". But my sister says that it doesn't matter if I am gay or not and just because I like Knights and things that doesn't mean I am. I have time to decide ( Read more... )

My eldest sister Deirdre rang me, and she gave me some very good advice. I spoke to my mother and I will be looking in to the possibility of switching schools. It will be better for me. I've had enough of the barbarians that attend Michael's. Though I will miss the extensive library there. I will live ( Read more... )

Everyone in my school hates me. I had to play sport today and I lost for my rugby team. It is not my fault that I find the practise of sport to be rather plain and dull. If they wanted competition, they should hold school wide jousting tournaments. I bet they wouldn't laugh so hard and call me a pansy then. I'd knock them flat on their backs ( Read more... )