I am going to get my first crimp by a professional crimping store employee in about two years, I hope he/she is gentle with my delicate locks/feelings ( Read more... )

SCHREIBER SCHREIBER, INDIE IDOL, HE TAUGHT THE INDIE KIDS TO DANCE, HE TAUGHT THE INDIE KIDS TO DANCE ( Read more... )

I've been offending a lot of people lately, though I fashion myself as an extremely politically correct, sensitive person, I feel I have been grasping at straws for amusement.

there are a select few who don't take jokes personally, and I thank you dudes for not being lame jerkwads.

MORE LIKE DORKSEEK.

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i have to be at work at four but I will not sleep so I need someone to drink with

your cat is a friendly brother/he would offer his heart with alliegence/OH if he could talk you'd be best friends/but the only friend he has is his foooooood.

weoh oh oooooh oh.

And he likes to itch at your book/and commands attention giiiiven/and you cuddle for half an hoooour/and he dreams about his fooooood.

wheooooh oh oh oh oooooh.

hm so I dislike pretty much everyone I work with, make 7.50 an hour, and am more likely to get a good job because I'm a manager here.

I miss sally

MY LIVEJOURNAL IS NOW DEDICATED TO THE PHENOMENON OF BLIMPSTEROSITY.