Attack of the Reviews

[dynagrip]

Here are a bunch of reviews. They'll show up on Two Bit eventually.

Episode IIIGeorge Lucas is a giant fat head. He’s got the Death Star of skulls. The only thing larger than his bulbous head is his ego. The man is hubris incarnate. Hell, I bet Zeus would masturbate frenetically at the thought of Lucas’s eventual comeuppance. All of that aside,

Comments

[square721bt]

I hate the word preggers. Cutesy names for embarassing subjects are bad enough. Cutesy names for subjects that can easilly and freely be talked about in polite company make a person sound like they're four.

[dynagrip]

I think I picked it up from Bloom County and I've used it off and on ever since.

[undefinedmonkey]

Love the Episode III review. Heh... light walker.

[tubeinhat]

[minor_incident]

Since I'm sure you'll wonder why the hell I just did so, I'll just say I added you because:

1) I remember you from the P-A board like 3 years ago. This either means you're pretty cool, or you're a mouthbreathing jackass. We'll assume the former.

B) You're friends with fuck_aesthetic & apotheos. I'm not aware of either of them associating with mouthbreathing jackasses.

4) You have a beard.

3) You're also a Texan without an accent! We kind of have to stick together... although I can be found in New Jersey these days.

On to more pressing matters: That R2D2 stuff in the beginning of the movie was the first time George Lucas has (intentionally) made me laugh out loud in a lonnnnng time.