I do believe I have been here before. You see, back then, I was high all the time due to snorting Windex, thinking it was nose spray for allergies.
SO. Hi, I'm Duo Maxwell. I pilot the Gundam Deathscythe, am amazing, and work as a junk dealer.
I like robots, loud music, and cheeseburgers.
I dislike granny cars, birds, and boring people.
Like seriously, what the hell was his hair dresser person fucking SMOKING? I seriously want to punch this guy in the head every time I see him, JUST BECAUSE his hair is fucking AWFUL.
Contrary to popular fangirl beliefs, I do not enjoy cocks other than my OWN, whom I have named "Doduo". Yes, after the pokemon. No, you can't see it.
I plan to make friends here, because friends are awesome. I will BFF all of you whether you like it or not. <3