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[dysgruntled]

I'm not sure if I even mentioned this in the old journal, or if I even mentioned it at all, but I got a ticket in Alamogordo for trespassing @ the space center parking lot. I have been trying to call the community service person for 6 weeks now, and no one ever answers or returns my phone calls. So....around the 20th, they are going to issue a

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[lifer_refil]

Courty! I feel your pain.

I was arrested for "obstructing an officer" (stop laughing!). The cop told me, you'll probably get off with just paying your bond of $50.00.

I go to court, 3 ppl ahead of me are there for obstuction of an officer, they get $100 or so in fees and some days of community service, no jail time!

Of course, I go up there and he's like 10 days MANDATORY and $500+ in fees!!!! I'm like, "Could I do community service or something?" Judge: "No," Me: "Not even for the jail time?" Judge: "No." Me: "I'm not going to jail. I plead 'not guilty.'" Fucker.

Uh, Judge Pinhead picked on me! Fucker.

I will send you mail and maybe set up some conjugal visits, err, SEX visits. Ooh, and draw me purdy pictures when you're there! Is that just a prison thing? *shrugs*

[dysgruntled]

my sweet, *innocent*, little Lindy was arrested for obstructing an officer?

*laughs manically*

Sorry. That could not be helped.

This is my first run in with the law...I've never even had so much as a traffic ticket or been in a car accident. I did get pulled over once for not wearing my seatbelt...but was just given a warning. I wonder why my big boobs couldn't get me out of *this* one!? I am so kidding. Sort of.

If I would have known you were in jail, I would have let you call me collect, and let you write me love letters. Sheesh. I'm always the last to know everything. I will look forward to sex visits and drawing pretty pictures for you though.

I wonder if I will have to join a gang to protect me from those women that like to rape girls with broom handles and shampoo bottles and stuff. Eek. I'm scared. *crawls up in the fetal position* Hold me.

[lifer_refil]

Supposedly Judge Pinhead gets DWI/DUIs all the time and shit. I don't keep up with the local news.

Anyway! I wasn't really in jail. My ex coworker is married to a police commander, he felt sorry for me or something and personally (even without me asking!) he asked Pineda to let me off. So I just paid courtroom fees.

And I was in the county jail for booking and was there with a guy I went to elementary school with, well, not there with, he was a detention center officer. He's like "what do you do nowadays?" Me: "I work in the department that makes your checks." Hehe. And then another of the officer's was like "Hey, you go drinking with my sister, yah, I know you." His sister was a secretary for the Sheriff's Office.

But I got off. :D No more than a few hours to get bailed.

[dysgruntled]

You lucky bitch. I don't like you anymore!

Just kidding.

Yep. Its official. Those Alamogordo prison lesbians are going to have a gay ole time with me. *sigh*

FUcking hell balls shit

[disabledduck]

The judges here have always been incompetent, we used to have one here that kept gettin DUI's. GO figure a town of morons and old people, who else can you choose from????

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[dysgruntled]

I wonder if that is the one we saw. He's a fucker. I hope he gets drunk, sticks his pecker into a diseased whore and gets flesh eating bacteria that will rots his cock off.

I'm not bitter huh? hehehehe

Re: FUcking hell balls shit

[dysgruntled]

rot**

=)

<==== You fucking judge

[catscan72]

THe 'law' sucks BIG time!