King Nicholas I, Lord over all Faux Pas.

[dysrhythmic]

It's not that often that I get invited to parties. It's not exactly unheard of, either, but I think I can understand the relative rarity of those invites after last night. Let me explain

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[skola]

Clearly you need to start coming to my parties. You'd have a better time, and we'd love you.

!!!

[dysrhythmic]

Lemme know when the next one is!

I'll try not to skeeve out your friends.

(No guarantees)

[grashupfer]

Amusing how misery consistently produces great writing.

Writing does not create misery. It is borne of misery.

[wenchynuggets]

Awwwww...
Po' baby.
It sounds like a pretty bad night. I'm sorry. For the record I don't find you to be skeevy. YOu just get a little overzealous when boozed up, and people tend to take you the wrong way. That being said. fuck the guy on the couch and his girlfriend they sound like big assholes.

[mahjhongg]

god, that shit is hilarious. At least you occasionally go to parties, i don't even do that.

[ctliotta]

You're SO invited to my next party. And so is the girl with alopecia.