As if I don't have enough problems with the kitten in the house, this lard ass decides to sit on me.


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I knew the weight loss thing would keep them from getting a kitten. I just to keep using the exercise bike and I'll never have to worry about it again!

NO!!!

You know, Carmen doesn't fold the futon back into a couch when Peter is sleeping on it. I think it's pretty rude of her to do it when we are.

There was a GIANT vacume cleaner in that box!

ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Carmen sleeps as much as we do sometimes. The only people who sleep THAT much are cats. So if she's a cat, then why do I get along with her?

Hrm...

Why are my ears burning?

I have a really bad feeling right now.

When they got home the other day and put the new cat food on the shelf I was really worried. Some of the cans CLEARLY said 'KITTEN' on them. Then lilibat opens one and gives me some of it! WOW! All this time they had been talking about 'kitten this' and 'kitten that', I was really starting to get nervous but it turns out that I was the kitten all along ( Read more... )

In the past six months I have been moved back and forth from room to room with a particularly traumatic tewlve hour ride in a stinky box right in the middle of that period. To be perfectly honest I am sick of all this nonsense. What is wrong with people? Don't have they the good sense to find a nice comfortable spot and stick with it? Someone, ( Read more... )