When I take the bus into work, I like to catch the 7:32 if I can. It's a tough stretch to get out the door in time, but if I miss the next one's not far off
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So spin this long tale to him about something horrible, putting down a family pet that had gone rabid and bitten all of your 12 children, informing on your god-parents to ICE because they'd been running a human smuggling ring for decades and you just found out that they'd been skimming on your cut, or one of my all time favorites, acting as a fed informant against Max "The Baby-eating Butcher" Mosconi and you've refused witness protection because you think his threats to kill you, your family and everyone you even talk to are just a lot of hot air. Say he seems like a nice guy, why don't you do lunch?
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Pile it on thick, make him squirm :)
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