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Laughing My Fucking Rectum Off
grounded and forced to work at curves on a snow day. le stupid!
i am unaccustomed to being treated so nicely. you win the "best person ever" award. less than a week and we'll paint this town red.
family.my aunt has moved out and i'm glad. actually; i don't care. there are two sinks in my bathroom and she refused to use the guest sink, for reasons ( Read more... ) -
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most of you; don't take it personally if you're off. cleaning things up and eventually this will be friends only.
a story.tyler the apothecarian loaned me echinacea and dried olive leaf extracts (in the form of liquid) in hopes of me feeling better and not being sick. after much laughter over the lunch table today regarding how much they both ( Read more... ) -
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sick, tired, and so on.
my dog chewed himself into my pound of chocolate covered expresso beans and ate a good three-fourths of the amount.
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the acid wave.
how long can we maintain? i wondered. how long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? what will he think then? this same lonely desert was the last known home of the manson family. will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? if so--well, we'll just ( Read more... ) -
you need a mortician, baby.
i was loaned fear and loathing in las vegas and the bell jar today. it's christmas for my mind. particularly fear and loathing. officially ranked up there with palahniuk. kevin knows what's up.
thirty minute argument with andrew shuster on
THE COOLEST ANIMAL: BEAVER VS OCTOPUS.
VOTE NOW.
it's pretty obvious where i stand ( Read more... )
