I feel so betrayed. Tricked! Deceived! Conned! Misinformed! Swindled ( Read more... )

May I just say that I hve officially found the best slogan ever? Yes, it is for this new energy drink, and at the end of the ad, they actually say "Full Throttle: Let Your Man Out." Oh yes. Let your man out. Do it ( Read more... )

This entry is basically just a big fat thank you to Kristens Lauer and Whitney for helping me through a really tough day. Thanks also to Jocelyn, Sara, both Duclos, and Tim for being there for hugs and such. Thanks guys ( Read more... )

I love having actual plans for the weekend, and tonight was pretty much an unexpected blast. Mother had a show which I had to go to, but then Trav is just randomly bored and comes to it? Yeah, FUN! Then we picked up Kristin and then we picked up Carla at the airport with a big Welcome sign and everything and then we came to my house and watched ( Read more... )

For those of you who read this and care, I am having a movie night at my house, this Tuesday at 6:30. You should bring snacks, unless you feel like eating canned cat food...so come!

Once upon a time there was a girl named Emma who was very exhausted and had nothing interesting to write.

The End

I keep feeling like something big is going to happen soon, but I'm never right about these things.

Some people might say that going to the movies twice in one day would be a big fat waste of time. Fortunately for me, I am not one of those people. Going to the movies twice in one day can only be a good thing! Especially since I got to drive back and forth (first time on the highway, and still alive ( Read more... )

Remember that book? Well, that was my day today. I'm not even sure why it was so bad, because only one major bad thing happened, but the day was horrendous and continues to be so. I can't even look forward tomorrow, because ever since the days of seventh grade jazz band with He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, Thursdays have been the worst day of the ( Read more... )

Finally, something worth updating about. Because, unless you count sitting around at home aiding your poor broken mother, I have done nothing remotely exciting lately. But today, Kristen saved me from my boredom and we went on an outing! It was lots of fun. We dropped off some film at Walgreens, and then went to the mall and wandered around for ( Read more... )

Just one more reason that I love Carla:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emma!

1. The difference between Emma and a village is that Emma does not have a church!
2. Emmaolatry is the mindless worship of Emma.
3. A Emmaometer is used to measure Emma.
4. Donald Duck's middle name is Emma.
5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Emma, though it may feel ( Read more... )