I scared a drug dealer

[e3la]

a few nights ago
I went to a friends place
and we made cookies
and on my walk home
a guy whispered at my in the darkness
I couldn’t understand him
so I ignored him
and he whispered at me again
and I turned on him and I proclaimed, “do you want cookies?!”
and he looked a bit taken back
“I have cookies”
he said, “weed, I’m selling weed”
and I said, “

Comments

[melebeth]

Scaring a drug dealer with cookies is the best thing ever.