MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: creamy garlic
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: bk
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: wasabi
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A: 15-20%
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A: sushi
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A: mushrooms and pepperoni
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: butter, blackberry jam, and a lil bit o honey
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A: 5
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A: 23
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A: no idea
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: across the universe sketch
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: 1
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: right
Q. Do you like your smile?
A: yes
Q. What's your best feature?
A: my cute allure
Q. Have you ever had any piercings poked into your body?
A: yes, 5 ear piercings and a nose piercing on the way!
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A: touch
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A: when i was 10
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A: the pile of brochures i had to get for the lied
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A: not knocked
BULL[SHIT]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: sure
Q. Is love real?
A: sometimes
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A: maile
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A: green
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A: no
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A: i dunno
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A: no
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A: yes
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: yes
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: oooooo, um...maybe....that's a lot of money for a pinky
Q. If GoofyAuctions.com offered you $1,000 would you get your nipples pierced?
A: no
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: sure
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: no!
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: eek, no
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A: yes
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. a lighter
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: oh god no
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: yes
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 1
Q: Where were you born?
A: lincoln, ne
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: in rawlins wy
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: make masks
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: mijoe
Q: Last person you called?
A: mom
Q: Person you hugged?
A: toby
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 5
Q: Color?
A: blue
Q: Season?
A: fall
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Mood?
A: sore
Q: Listening to?
A: the humming of the a/c
Q: Watching?
A: the snow
Q: Worrying about?
A: homework
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: ma's house
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: be done with school
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: synecdoche, ny
Q: Do you smile often?
A: yeah
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: yes