i split this one up, i'm not insane, didn' t waste 5 hours filling it in one go....
The Basics
1. First name
erin
2. Age
21
3. Gender
feMale
4. Happy with it?
yes
5. The current time is?
4pm
6. Eye color
green
7. Happy with it?
yes, it's a beautiful color
8. If not, what would you change it to?
i'd like blue, just for one day
9. Hair color
brown
10. Happy with it?
it's alright
11. If not, what would you change it to?
well, right now it's black cause i dyed it, i change the color a lot, it's ok
12. Hair length
medium
13. Hair style
right now, itty bitty pigtails
14. Have you ever dyed your hair?
several times
15. What color?
dark brown, red, blonde, all 3 at once, and black
16. Do you dye your hair frequently?
yes
17. Has it ever gotten damaged?
dunno
18. Are you clean-shaven?
well, i'm a girl...
19. What's your body type?
average
20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?
somewhere in between.
21. Thin or full lips?
happy medium
22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?
thick
23. Have you ever had lice?
nope
24. How old were you?
never ever!
25. Nicknames
e, mills
26. Happy with them?
they work
27. Aliases
none...yet
28. What made you choose them?
...
29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
reese
30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?
jonas
31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?
no
32. What heritage does your first name imply?
it's gaelic for ireland
33. Middle name
brieanne
34. Last name
mills
35. Place of birth
Lincoln, Nebraska.
36. Date of birth
may 29th, 1988
37. Nationality
american
38. Were you named after anyone?
No idea
39. Who?
...
40. What side of the family does your name come from?
dad's side
41. Did your parents immigrate?
no
42. How about your grandparents?
no
43. Your great grandparents?
probably
44. Farther back into your family?
definitley
45. Where did they emmigrate from?
ireland, england, scotland and germany
46. Where did they immigrate to?
not sure
47. Skin color
white
48. What's your facial structure like?
round face, little nose, big eyes
49. Height
5'4"
50. Happy with it?
yes
51. Weight
165 pounds.
52. Happy with it?
it's ok
53. How old are your parents?
47
54. What's your father's name?
brad
55. Your mother's?
kim
56. Do you have any siblings?
2
57. How old are they?
reag is 14 and ty is 19
58. What are their names?
reagan and ty
59. Do you get along with your family?
yeah, for the most part
60. Do you wish they were different?
eh, sometimes
61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family?
no
62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?
yes
63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?
almost
64. If so, why?
my mother divorced my father, then came out 2 yrs later as a lesbian
65. Who do you get along with most?
My sister
Favorites
66. Color
blue
67. Month
october
68. Year
got a feeling 21 is gonna be a good year
69. Decade
20s
70. Century
16th
71. Millenium
this one...
72. Animal
tough tie between horses or penguins
73. Movie
top 5: true romance, snatch, lock stock & 2 smoking barrels, walle, the sting
74. Book
anansi boys
75. River
missippi
76. Lake
dunno
77. Ocean
pacific
78. Country
ireland
79. City
chicago
80. State
washington
81. Province
i dunno
82. Place to go in your neighborhood
downtown
83. Person
at the moment: laurent clerc
84. Relative
my mom
85. Pet
shenzi & io
86. Actor
edward norton
87. Actress
Meryl Streep
88. Celebrity
tori spelling
89. Musician
ben folds
90. Singer
regina spektor
91. Band
muse
92. Movie genre
any kind
93. Book genre
any kind
94. Play genre
shakespeare
95. Play
language perdue
96. Musical
children of eden
97. Poem
so you want to be a writer?
by Charles Bukowski
if it doesn't come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don't do it.
unless it comes unasked out of your
heart and your mind and your mouth
and your gut,
don't do it.
98. Writer
neil gaeman
99. Song
kiss off, violent femmes
100. Sport
soccer
101. Drink
dr pepper
102. Food
sushi
103. Brand of cereal
captain crunch for awesome days, smart start for everydays
104. Candy bar
snickers
105. Disney princess
belle
106. Disney prince
prince adam (the beast)
107. Disney villain
Scar
108. Disney character
babs - chicken little
109. CD
fight with tools
110. Director
guy ritchie
111. Videogame
shadow of colosses
112. Computer game
freecell
113. Game
bibbidi bop
114. Board game
chinese checkers
115. Word game
text twist
116. Clothing style
indie
117. Truth or dare question
i dunno
118. Fairy tale
rumplestiltskin
119. Lullaby
dunno
120. Holiday
july 4th
121. Mythological creature
i love the tooth fairies from hellboy
122. Miscellaneous item
my i pod
123. Storybook character
spider from anansi boys
124. Movie character
i have a few, but a recent one: daniel plainview from there will be blood
125. Play character
once again, it's a list, but scout from popcorn
126. Musical character
yonah from children of eden
127. College
dunno
128. Football team
don't care
129. Soccer team
dunno
130. Tennis player
dunno
131. Hockey team
dunno
132. Basketball team
dunnno
133. Baseball team
dunno
134. Swimmer
dunno
135. Track star
dunno
136. Vegetable
tough tie between asparagus and Mushrooms.
137. Fruit
strawberries
138. Toothpaste brand
Crest
139. Type of computer
dell
140. Medication
bc pills
141. Poison
woo hoo
142. Type of sword
chinese broadsword
143. Type of gun
plasma guns from a video games whose name eludes me
144. Planet
pluto, i don't care what they say, it was a fucking planet when i was a kid
145. Space feature
nebulas
146. Breed of cat
hate em
147. Dog
tough tie between newfies or pugs
148. Spider
tarantulas
149. Fish
salmon....yummy
150. Penguin
all kinds
151. Species of crustacean
crab
152. Arachnid
ew
153. Insect
luna moths
154. Pair of socks
my white ankle socks
155. Scooby-Doo character
Scooby
156. Spongebob Squarepants character
squidward
157. Quote
'Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all to his advantage'
- william s burroughs
158. Adage
murphy's law
159. President
FDR!
160. Astrological sign
gemini
161. Chinese zodiac sign
dragon
162. Number
5
163. Short story
one i read in middle school about time travel, but i don't remember the name of it
164. Word
possibilities and twat
165. Definition
any definition that doesn't help
166. Time period
now
167. Dictionary brand
don't have one
168. Series of books
The Lord of the Rings.
169. Publishing company
don't care just gimme good books
170. Illustrator
art spiegelman
171. Artist
robert mapplethorpe
172. Childhood story
any stories by eric carle
173. Childhood memory
watching the muppet x-mas carol with my brother while we both ate chinese food
and drank mountain dew
174. Facial expression
the face you have to make for yes/no questions for sign language
175. Serial killer
jack the ripper, mostly because nobody knows who the hell he is...still!
176. Medieval torture device
it's not medieval, it's an old roman one - toss the traitor into a sack with a dog, a cat
an a snake, and throw that sack into the river!
177. Instrument
cello
178. Brand of chocolate
this german chocolate that my friend veve gives me
every time she visits - ritte sport
179. Candy
milk duds
180. Brand of candy
i dunno
181. Time of day
night
182. Codename Amour and Adori use
what?
183. Letter
z
184. Inside joke
whipped cream
185. Joke
what do you call a mexican flying a plane? a pilot you racist!
186. Scent
vanilla
187. Onomotapoeia
never really thought of one.....
188. Alliteration
erin the emu
Dislikes
190. Animal
bats
191. Number
10
192. President
bush
193. Actor
keanu reeves
194. Actress
malin akerman
195. Director
micheal mann
196. Celebrity
paris hilton, britney spears, lindsay lohan...so many to choose from
197. Artist
not sure...
198. Illustrator
who did the illustrations for the "shakespeare graphic novels"
actually, whoever came up with that idea in general needs to be beaten
with a 2x4
199. Poet
poetry in general can be hit and miss, so i have no idea
200. Writer
tosca lee
201. Band
coheed & cambria/mc chris
202. Musician
dunno
203. Singer
william hung...o wait
204. Food
vegan bread
205. Fruit
pomelos
206. Vegetable
onion...in some forms it's ok, in others no thank you
207. Candy
anything with coconut, i can't stand coconut flavoring
208. Candy bar
whatchamacallit
209. Brand of chocolate
dunno
210. Skittles flavor
chocolate
211. Month
december
212. Year
last year
213. Decade
50s
214. Century
dunno
215. Millenium
dunno
216. Era
dunno
217. Time period
5 years ago
218. Battle of the Civil War
battle of antietam
219. War
vietnam or iraq
220. Battle of WWII
dunno, i don't know the battles of that war very well
221. Battle of American Revolution
same as 220
222. Genius
bill gates
223. Genus of plant
no idea
224. Flower
dandelions
225. Tree
dunno
226. Hair color
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally yellow blonde
227. Eye color
eh, they're all ok
228. Fairy tale
princess and the toad
229. Disney princess
jasmine
230. Disney villain
dunno
231. Disney prince
prince eric
232. Movie character
eli sunday, just love to hate him
233. Play character
john the bastard from much ado
234. Book character
dunno
235. Musical character
the german landlady and the jewish fruit salesmen from cabaret
236. Play
american daughter by wendy wasserstein
237. Musical
oklahoma
238. Person
jenni
239. Brand of cereal
bran
240. Brand of battery
don't really care
241. Mental illness
alzheimer's
242. Medication
codeine
243. Serial killer
fuck, i dunno
244. Poison
scotch
245. Type of sword
dunno
246. Type of gun
uzi
247. Toothpaste brand
lemon flavored ones
248. Scent
bad milk
249. Taste
wasabi
250. Sound
crunching metal
251. Sexual position
upside down
252. Article of clothing
bras...hate them
The Ideal Mate
253. Hair color
dark
254. Hair length
whatever fits
255. Hair style
pleased at least run a comb through it
256. Eye color
blue
257. Skin color
don't care
258. Any makeup?
please don't
259. Clothing style
as long as your pants are resting on your hips and not your KNEES! i'm fine
260. Shy or outgoing?
outgoing
261. Happy or depressed?
Happy.
262. Funny or serious?
Funny
263. Abusive or kind?
Kind
264. Respectful or perverted?
happy medium
265. Completely describe their personality
this is stupid...
266. Ideal height
few inches taller than me
267. Ideal weight
no fat fat fat fat fatties..he he
268. Body type
average
269. Completely describe their appearances
dunno
270. This is another space if you need it
thank you
271. Cup size or condom size
risking this revealing more than someone wants to know, too big hurts but i wanna feel ya there
272. Masochistic or sadistic?
no idea
273. Conformist or nonconformist?
delightful medley of both
274. Artistic or athletic?
artistic
275. Intellectual or unintelligent?
intellectual
276. Complex or simple?
both
277. What would their hobbies be?
whatever floats your boat
278. Interests?
277
279. Obsessions
he he, do i wanna know....
280. Would they hug you often?
of course!
281. Kiss you often?
of course!
282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?
if they really meant it
283. Have you already found your ideal mate?
i hope so
284. Or as close as someone can get?
i think so
285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?
often
286. Are you in love?
yes
287. What will you do together?
move in together soon
288. Your ideal date
so far it's been sitting at home, we cook a meal, we watch a movie and we play chinese checkers
289. Your ideal wedding
a small garden party in my mother's backyard
290. How many kids?
2 or 3.
291. What will their names be? (top 3)
girls - maile, eden, tegan
boys - jonas, noah, lennon
292. What do you think they would look like?
i'm hoping they'll have my dark hair and his blue eyes
293. Will you even have kids?
yes
294. If not, why?
...
295. Will you even get married?
maybe, not sure
296. If no, why?
cause marriage isn't the end all be all of relationships for me
297. Are you taken or single?
taken
What Do You Think Of…
298. Ugly people?
people who are going to have to work harder in life
299. Pretty people?
people who get everything handed to them
300. Bald people?
old people
301. Scrawny African children?
sally struthers needs to cut the bullshit and share some food
302. Religion?
my experience with it has not been a good one, and thats
putting it lightly
303. Politics?
i'm more liberal.
304. Abortion?
i'm kinda half and half here. if you aren't smart enough to put on a condom or
take the pill or pull out or take some protective measure then wonder why you have
so many kids that you don't want, you don't deserve the option. but i am not going to
tell a woman who has been brutally beaten and raped that she has to carry that child
305. Church?
needs some rethinking
306. Separation of church and state?
all for it
307. Blondes?
are cool
308. Brunettes?
rule the world!
309. Redheads?
beautiful
310. Mainstream rock?
hit and miss, some of it's alright
311. Abercrombie?
gross
312. Pop music?
let's bring the beatles back from the dead
313. Classic rock?
sure thing
314. Roleplaying?
no
315. Emo music?
eh.
316. Ignorance?
is bliss, to everyone else you look like an idiot
317. Stupidity?
pisses me off
318. Mental retardation?
are some of the neatest people ever
319. Friends?
you need them
320. Disrespect?
fuck off
321. Immaturity?
gotta have some
322. Republicans?
ugh
323. Democrats?
ugh
324. George W. Bush?
the devil
325. Your mom?
is the best
326. This survey?
taking forever
327. Painted walls?
What about them?
328. Drugs?
depends on the drug
329. Alcohol?
is pretty good
330. Prostitution?
unsure
331. Premarital sex?
is ok, you're not going to go to hell for it
332. Teenage sex?
eh, it gets better later.
333. People?
99.9% dumb asses
334. Your classmates?
are alright
335. Your co-workers?
are neat
336. Your school?
it's ok
337. Your family?
I love them.
338. My family?
what?
339. Your mental health?
is fairly decent
340. My mental health?
again. Huh?
341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?
love it, i miss it alot
342. Your life?
some days are better than others
343. My life?
stop asking me about you
344. The color green?
is awesome
345. Pickles?
too cool
346. Food?
is addictive
347. Electricity?
Is nice to have.
348. Niagra falls?
very cool
349. Cataracts?
cool looking, but not cool to have
350. Bridges?
...
351. Braces?
no good
352. Dictionairies?
useful
353. Television?
hit and miss, once again
354. Fairy tales?
not boding well
355. Hollywood?
Meh.
356. MTV?
Not a fan.
Currently
357. What are you feeling?
tired
358. Smelling?
the dish soap on my hands
359. Seeing?
the door and my desk
360. Hearing?
the air conditioner
361. Doing?
this survey
362. Who are you talking to online?
No one.
363. On the phone?
Nope.
364. What room of the house are you in?
living room
365. Bored?
a lil
366. Do you look nice?
not really
367. What are you wearing?
jeans, tee
368. Are you eating anything?
no
369. Drinking anything?
nope
370. What's your heart rate?
dunno
371. BMI?
25.5
372. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
converse
373. What are you wishing for?
to do well on my quiz tomorrow
374. What are you worried about?
the quiz!
375. Sad about?
the dishes aren't done yet
376. Happy about?
some of the dishes being done
377. Angry about?
Nothing
378. Serious about?
Work
379. Laughing about?
nothing at the moment
380. Talking about?
nada
381. Typing about?
this survey...
Friends
382. Who are your friends?
Too many to list there.
383. Your best friends?
allison
384. Who do you hang out with most?
jesse
385. Who do you treat the best?
my mother
386. Who treats you the best?
my mother
387. Do you even have friends?
yes
388. If so, why are you taking this survey?
ha ha, nice
389-454 were a whole bunch of who's who in your group.
didn't feel like it
Have You Ever
456. Gone on a cruise?
no, but it could be fun
457. Beaten someone up?
does one punch count as a beating?
458. Been beaten up?
no
459. Bullied someone?
nope.
460. Been bullied?
yes
461. Attempted suicide?
Nope.
462. Attempted murder?
Nope
463. Nearly died?
yes
464. Broken the law?
Yes I have.
465. Stolen something?
Nope
466. Had an abortion?
no
467. Known the president?
no
468. Had an affair with the president?
no
469. Met a famous person?
no
470. Gotten drunk?
yes
471. Gotten high?
yes
472. Had masochistic sex?
Nope
473. Had an affair?
Nope
474. Been out of the country?
once
475. Out of state?
Yes
476. Out of your town?
Yes
477. Written a poem?
Yes
478. A story?
Yes
479. A novel?
no
480. A song?
nope.
481. Gotten published?
nope
482. Written a love poem?
no
483. Story?
no
484. Novel?
no
485. Song?
no
486. Said that you hated the world?
Yes
487. Finished school?
high school yes
488. Flunked a grade?
yes
489. Flunked a test?
yes
490. Flunked a subject?
yes
491. Read a book for enjoyment?
all the time
492. Bungee jumped?
no, i want to though
493. Skydived?
no
494. Danced?
yes
495. Been to a dance?
Yes
496. Suba dived?
no
497. Broken a bone?
never
498. Gotten a nose bleed?
yes
499. Had an orgasm?
Yes.
500. Suffered from psychosis?
No.
501. Wished you could get away with something?
yeah
502. Thought of killing someone?
yes
503. Thought of killing yourself?
yes
504. Saved someone's life?
Yes
505. Saved your own?
No.
506. Gone to the beach?
Yes
507. Gone fishing?
yes
508. Gone to an island?
no
509. Died in a dream?
Yes.
510. Had a dream that came true?
kinda
511. Kissed someone in the rain?
yes, it's fantastic
512. Gotten pregnant?
nope
513. Eaten calamari?
yes
514. Lobster?
yeah, but it's kinda over-rated
515. Helped anybody during the holidays?
Yes
516. Helped a stranger?
Yes
517. Kissed a stranger?
in shows, but by the time you kiss them they're not really a stranger anymore
518. Hugged a stranger?
Yes
519. Had sex with a stranger?
no
520. Found a lost wallet?
Nope.
521. Felt bad about not returning it?
...
522. Been in a car accident?
yes.
523. Caused a car accident?
yes
524. Driven over 100 mph?
no
525. Been caught driving over 100 mph?
No.
526. Bitten someone?
No.
527. Been bitten by someone?
No.
Can You
528. Kiss your elbow?
no
529. Touch your nose with your tongue?
nope.
530. Stick your fist in your mouth?
nope.
531. Touch your toes?
yes
532. Give away money?
Yes.
533. Marry a family member?
OH GOD NO!
534. Hire an assassin?
maybe...
535. Get ahold of drugs?
yes
536. Alcohol?
Yes.
537. Stay up all night?
yes
538. Stay up for 3 nights?
never tried it, don't really want to
539. Finish this survey?
ahhhh, so far away
540. Swim?
yes
541. Draw well?
eh, my own mask sketches are ok, i couldn't do still life
542. Sing well?
yes
543. Write well?
Yes.
544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?
yes
545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?
no
546. Without milk?
NO
547. Predict the future?
no
Would You Ever
548. Sacrifice everything for a friend?
which one?
549. A lover?
Yes.
550. Give your life for a friend?
maybe
551. A lover?
yes
552. Give your life to save a stranger's?
i dunno
553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?
Nope.
554. Sell yourself?
no
555. Have cyber sex?
No.
556. Real sex?
Yes
557. With who?
someone i'm ok having sex with
558. Lie to a friend?
in certain circumstances, yes
559. Lie to your parents?
...
560. Lie to a lover?
...
561. Steal from your parents?
no
562. Hug them in public?
Yes
563. Blow up your house?
no
564. Abuse someone?
absolutely not.
565. Use someone?
no
566. Recommend this survey to a friend?
no
Would You Ever Be
567. A fireman?
no
568. Policeman?
no
569. Serial killer?
No
570. Doctor?
Yes
571. Surgeon?
Yes
572. Prostitute?
no
573. Playboy model?
no
574. Writer?
Yes
575. Artist?
Yes
576. Musician?
Yes
577. Assassin?
sure
578. Ninja?
Yes
579. Soldier?
No
580. President?
No
581. Darth Vader?
eh
582. Pilot?
no
583. Mortician?
yes
584. Forensic scientist?
Yes
585. Detective?
Yes
586. Lawyer?
no
587. Drug-dealer?
No
588. Pirate?
yes
589. Box-carrier?
no
590. Store clerk?
no
591. Banker?
no
592. Criminal?
no
593. Target?
no
594. Professional wrestler?
no
595. Tennis player?
Yes
596. Rapper?
he he, could be fun
597. Country singer?
noooooo
598. Pop star?
no
599. Actor?
Yes
600. Plastic surgeon?
eww
Why?
601. Is the sky blue?
light scattering
602. Is the world round?
gravitational forces .
603. Is the world unfair?
Very.
604. Are most people selfish?
Yes
605. Impolite?
Yes
606. Disrespectful?
yes
607. Conforming?
yes
608. Are there religions?
Yes
609. Theories?
Yes
610. Opinions?
Yes
611. Are humans so intelligent?
eh
612. Do we need air?
Yes
613. Do we age?
Yes
614. Do we die?
Yes
615. Can't pigs fly?
not on their own
616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world?
yes
617. Swiss?
yes
618. American?
Yup
619. Are you taking this?
boredom
When Was The Last Time
620. You brushed your teeth?
This morning
621. Took a shower?
last night
622. Ate?
round 1
623. Drank?
5 mins ago
624. Drank an alcoholic beverage?
sunday night
625. Took a pill?
last night
626. Smoked?
round 2
627. You got your photograph taken?
2 weeks ago
628. You got caught doing something bad?
i dunno
629. Had sex?
last night...he he
630. Dyed your hair?
1 month ago
631. Hurt someone physically?
dunno
632. Hurt someone emotionally?
2 yrs ago
633. Did your homework?
last night
634. Hung out with your friends?
last weekend
635. Got drunk?
my b-day
636. Got high?
last weekend
637. Said: bye, text me?
never
638. Took a survey?
right now
639. Won a contest?
when i was 16
640. Went out on a date?
sundya night
641. Had a strong sexual drive?
a few weeks ago
Word Association
642. Bed
time
643. Curtains
sun
644. Lights
gels
645. Music
folk
646. Candles
fire
647. Closet
come out
648. Door
hinges
649. Window
shades
650. Onomotapoeia
tick
651. Dog
fur
652. Cat
devil
653. Egypt
cleopatra
654. Corey
ugh
655. Mirror
cloudy
656. Case
detective
657. Cage
zoo
658. Cave
bats
659. Nutella
peanut
660. Bird
feathers
661. Bear
fish
662. Death
star
663. Life
weary
664. White
black
665. Black
dust
666. Personality
blob
667. Pickle
cucumber
668. Dilemna
solution
669. Love
sex
670. Liberal
democrat
671. Conservative
George Bush
672. Ball
dancing
673. Moderate
medium
674. Inept
done
Odd Questions
675. What color is the bottom of your tongue?
pink
676. Your foot?
a lil red
677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?
nope
678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?
no
679. Do you chew on your homework?
No
680. Pencils?
sometimes
681. Do you read the dictionary?
when i need it
682. Encyclopedia?
See above.
683. Atlas?
681
684. Road map?
681
685. Do you memorize random facts?
sometimes...thanks snapple
686. Do you stalk anyone?
No
687. Does anyone stalk you?
i dunno
688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?
no
689. Do you dust your lawn?
no
690. Do you collect dust?
no
691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons?
belly buttons and clothing have a love affiar and it forgets to clean up after itself
692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?
no
693. Do you wish prostitution was legal?
dunno
694. Do you use lotion on your feet?
yes
695. Do you have problems with Canadians?
No
696. Mexicans?
No
697. Americans?
yes
698. The French?
nope
699. The English?
no
700. Have you ever played a kazoo?
Yes
701. Have you ever shot someone?
with a nerf gun
702. Something?
Yes
703. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
a dozen?
704. Jeans?
3
705. What ring size are you?
i think a 7
706. Belt size?
large
707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?
No
708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?
no
709. Do you eat a lot?
Yes
710. Do you get excited over cameras?
Yes
711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?
no
712. Poison?
No
713. Knives?
no
714. Cheese?
no
715. Penguins?
yes
716. Bald people?
no
717. Scrawny African children?
No
718. Midgets?
No
719. Pirates?
yes
720. Corny jokes?
No
721. Are you a virgin?
No
722. Are you a hermaphrodite?
no
723. Do you tie string to your teeth?
no
724. Do you bite yourself?
No
725. Cut yourself?
No
726. Do you get cold sores often?
not often
727. Do you have a cold right now?
No
728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?
i think i might
729. Do you like to touch sharp objects?
No
730. Do you have a twitching problem?
no
731. Are you homicidal?
no
732. What do you do on the computer?
facebook, online comics, music, lots of things
733. Anything your parents should know about?
um...no
734. Are you happy with your life?
sure
735. Is everybody else happy with your life?
does that matter?
736. Do you like 100% white grape juice?
Yes
737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?
yes
738. How big is the universe?
infinite i suppose
739. What's the logic behind your answer?
there isn't i just believe that
740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
4 -6
741. What do you dream about?
i hardly remmeber my dreams
742. Anything your parents should know about?
what?
743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements?
No
744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?
Haven't been, but I'd love to go.
745. Do you have AIM?
Yes
746. MSN?
Yes
747. YIM?
No
748. A Neopets account?
No
749. A Vampirefreaks account?
No
750. A Quizilla account?
no
751. A Bzoink account?
no
752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?
sometimes
753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?
yeah
754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?
yes, lol
755. Are you scared of everything that breathes?
um, no..
756. Doesn't breathe?
no
757. Are you scared of anything at all?
Yes
758. What?
being alone
759. Which cardinal direction do you like best?
east
760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird?
Yes.
761. Do you have a life?
Yes
762. Do you have a microphone on your computer?
no
763. A webcam?
no
764. A scanner?
No
765. A printer?
yes
766. A cordless mouse?
yes
767. Does your mouse light up?
no
768. Are you scared of mice?
no
769. What kind of computer do you have?
dell
770. Were you ever physically abused?
No
771. Verbally?
yes
772. Sexually?
No
773. Do you wish you were a fish?
Somedays
774. A cat?
no
775. A dog?
yeah a pug
776. Do you have a cell phone?
Yes
777. What kind is it?
sprint
778. Do you weasel out of things?
sometimes
779. Do your teachers like you?
Yes
780. Do your parents like you?
Yes
781. Do your siblings like you?
Yes
782. Does karma, if it exists, love you?
some days are better than others
783. Did you have a tail when you were born?
No
784. Do you enjoy school?
Yes
785. Do you sleep under or over the covers?
sometimes one sometimes the other
786. Do you sleep in a bed?
Yes
787. Do you catch yourself floating at times?
wheeee.....
788. Are you a packrat?
Kinda
789. Do you know HTML or CSS?
neither
790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?
No
791. Do you shy away from social situations?
no
792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?
sometimes
793. Are you at least attracted to them?
Yes
794. Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?
no idea
795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?
No
796. Do you label other people?
yes
797. Are you proud?
Kinda
798. Do you like scrambled eggs?
Yes
How Bad Can I Make You Look?
799. Do you wash your hands frequently?
Yes
800. Do you wet the bed?
No
801. What age did you stop?
i dunno 4 or 5
802. Is that age older than you are now?
yes
803. Do you lie a lot?
when i need to
804. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?
not frequently
805. Brush your hair?
yes
806. Do you use deoderent?
Yes
807. Do you masturbate?
Yes
808. How often?
a couple times a month (i'm taken now...)
809. Are you an alcoholic?
No
810. A druggie?
sometimes
811. Do you drink illegally?
not anymore!
812. Do you wear underwear?
sometimes
813. Do you change your underwear frequently?
Yes
814. Are you a coward?
hope not
815. A loser?
no
816. An idiot?
no
817. Do you chatspeak?
no
818. Are you a bad friend?
No
819. Are you untrustworthy?
no
820. Unreliable?
no
821. Do you pick your nose?
sometimes
822. Are you imperfect?
Yes
823. Do you think you are perfect?
No
824. Ugly?
no
825. Do you have bad hair?
No
826. A big nose?
No
827. Are you shallow?
No
828. Greedy?
No
829. Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?
No
830. Do you have any talents?
Yes
831. Do you burp often?
No
832. Are you good at it?
Yes
833. Are you impolite?
No
834. Disrespectful?
No
835. Sadistic?
No
836. Are you a pansy?
No
837. Are you a conformist?
No
838. Do you buy your non-conformist clothing at Hot Topic like all of your non-conformist friends?
no
839. Do you feel that every band you used to like before they became successful has sold out?
no
840. Are you a fan of George W. Bush?
no
841. Do you have buck teeth?
no
842. Acne?
no
843. Mental illnesses?
no
844. Are you fake?
no
845. Do you wear makeup, a push-up bra, lifts in your shoes or dye your hair?
i dye my hair
846. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 844?
no
847. Does your breath smell?
no
848. Do you have a strong body odor?
no
849. Does the amount of perfume or cologne your wear constitute a strong body odor?
no
850. Do you have bad teeth?
nope
851. Are the good teeth you have technically 'your' teeth?
Yes
852. Do you have a bull ring through your nose?
no
853. Are you overweight?
a lil
854. Are you lying?
no
855. Do you realize that there is a difference between an 'athletic' body build and slightly overweight?
Yes
856. Are you anorexic?
no
857. Bulimic?
no
858. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
no
859. Would your parents say that you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
no
860. Do you have a tattoo on your lower back right above your waistline?
no
861. Is it a tribal design, butterfly or oriental symbol?
NA
862. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 837?
NA
863. Do you have a tattoo in an inappropriate spot on your body?
no
864. Is it in a spot that is going to sag in 15 years?
NA
865. Are you a wannabe?
no
866. Do you get bad grades?
sometimes
867. What's your IQ level?
no idea
868. Are you a bad guesser?
sometimes
869. Are you slow?
no
870. Do you just not realize that you are slow?
no
871. Are you bad at reading people?
sometimes
872. Are you too nice for your own good?
Yes
873. Do you have a lot of friends?
Yes
874. Do your 'friends' agree with you?
yes
875. Do you give in easily?
yes
876. Are you stubborn?
no
877. Did you give the same answer for 875 and 876?
no
878. If so, do you want to reconsider your answer to 869?
no
879. Are you annoying?
no
880. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?
no
881. Are you a necrophilliac?
no
882. Are you incestual?
no
883. Is your room messy?
yes
884. Do you make fun of other people?
yes
885. Do you respect your body?
yes
886. Are you arrogant?
no
887. Do you have low self-esteem?
sometimes
888. Are you unique?
yes
889. Are your hands clammy?
no
890. Are you short?
yes
891. Are you freakishly tall?
no
892. Do you like Simple Plan?
no
Beliefs
893. Do you believe in God?
no
894. Do you believe in magic?
eh
895. True love?
dunno
896. Heaven?
not sure
897. Hell?
not sure
898. Satan?
no
899. The Lord and Lady?
?
900. The Goddess?
love ya mother goddess
901. The Greek Gods or Goddesses?
they are awesome!
902. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?
i don't know any of them
903. Are you an atheist?
No
904. Agnostic?
Yes
905. Do you believe in fairies?
no
906. Dragons?
no.
907. Unicorns?
no
908. Gollums?
he he yeah
909. Santa?
no
910. The Easter Bunny?
no
911. The Tooth Fairy?
no
912. Pixies?
no
913. Phoenixes?
no
914. Elves?
no
915. Dwarves?
Yes
916. Mermaids?
no
917. Karma?
Yes
918. Immortality?
No
919. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?
No
920. Mayan Gods?
No
921. Incan Gods?
No
922. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?
no
923. Do you believe in life on other planets?
Yes
924. Do you believe in parallel universes?
Not sure yet.
925. Do you believe that black holes are time portals?
dunno
926. Do you believe in Eternity?
no
927. Do you believe in evolution?
dunno
928. Do you believe in life after death?
no
929. What happens to us after we die?
no idea
930. Do you believe in superheroes?
no
931. Super villains?
no
932. Do you believe in Fate?
dunno
933. That everything has a purpose?
not sure
934. Do you believe that everything revolves around money?
for most people yes
935. Sex?
yeah
936. Love?
Yes
937. Success?
yes
938. Making yourself happy?
Yes
939. Making others happy?
Yes
940. Religion?
no
941. Politics?
no
942. Do you believe in miracles?
no
943. Angels?
no
944. Demons?
no
945. Ghosts?
no
946. Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?
no
947. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?
no
948. Do you believe in selfessness at all?
not really
949. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?
no
950. Do you believe that the means justify the ends?
depends
951. Do you believe that anything can happen?
no
This Or That
952. Pie or cake?
Cake
953. Pie or 3.14159...?
pie
954. Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate
955. Black or white?
black
956. Ceiling or floor?
ceiling
957. Couch or bed?
Bed
958. Cough or sneeze?
Sneeze
959. On or off?
On
960. Closed or open?
open
961. Brush or comb?
comb
962. Long or short?
short
963. Big or small?
small
964. Wet or dry?
wet
965. Under or over?
over
966. Top or bottom?
top
967. Fly or fall?
fall
968. Smile or frown?
smile
969. Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?
sorrow
970. Hot or cold?
hot
971. Warm or cool?
cool
972. Rough or smooth?
smooth
973. Cat or dog?
dog
974. Snake or bird?
bird
975. Shark or T-Rex?
T-Rex
976. Past or present?
Present
977. Science fiction or fantasy?
fantasy
978. Dull or sharp?
sharp
979. Live forever or die young?
live forever
980. Books or television?
books
981. Jump or skip?
jump
982. Fast or slow?
fast
983. Run or walk?
walk
984. Guy or girl?
guy
985. Disney or Warner Brothers?
Disney
986. Belle or Jasmine?
Belle
987. Gaston or Cruella Deville?
cruella
988. Food or friends?
friends
989. Colors or black and white?
Colors
990. Cute or pretty?
Cute
991. Good or evil?
Good
992. Fruits or vegetables?
Fruits
993. Milk or juice?
juice
994. Hot chocolate or gingerale?
Hot chocolate
995. Beer or wine?
beer
996. Movies or cartoons?
Movies
997. Pillow or blanket?
Pillow
998. Moon or stars?
moon
999. Sky or sea?
sea
1000. Explode or implode?
Explode