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Dear Diary,
This morning I panicked. I looked at my feet and realized I was wearing a white sock and a black sock. What the hell?!?
Then I realized it was just my jeans over my foot.
Love,
alain -
when does 'horton' become 'hoot'?
observation of the day- On Spring Garden Road today, the man walking in front of me was wearing hospital pants with the word "horton" printed on the bum. The pants were so far up his bum, however, that the word actually read "hoot". I'm sure the people walking by were wondering why I was so blatantly transfixed by this man's ass. Little did ( Read more... ) -
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alain: I'm drinking bad wine.
Ritu: bad wine is almost vineagar
alain: this one tastes like ass. -
nancy drew and the mystery of the bulky ass
So I'm walking down Argyle street this morning, on my way to the gym, when I notice that the seat of my pant feels bulkier than usual. So I shove my hands down my pant, and pull out pair of green underwear. Mine, obviously. So what was I supposed to do? I balled them up and continued on with my walk to the gym (extra pair of unmentionables in -
kriss kross says...
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the saturday that shall never again be spoken of
god damn it.
Don't even--
Don't even talk about how I ran over to yoga this morning because I thought I was late. Let us not talk about how I rushed into Nubody's, dumped my card into the little bin and then ran over to the changing room only to notice that all the lights were on in the studio and there was not a body to be seen. Where is ( Read more... )
