On Frenchness

[e_over_m]

Actual cheese customer interaction from a few weeks ago:
Me: Hello, can I help you with anything?
Customer: Thanks, I'm just trying to decide...
Me: Okay, just let me know if you'd like to sample anything.
Customer: Well, I lived in France for ten years, so I think I know what all these are like.
Me: Whoa, okay, lady, not all good cheeses are from

Comments

[beckeromatic]

JERKS! Quelle salope! (i mean i second that emotion.) You should just give them what's for. FRENCH: Quand devrais-je venir chez toi? Allons-y! Donnez-moi le telephone. Il faudra nager a la plage. Quand reviendra le soleil? Ou sont les neigedens d'antan?

[e_over_m]

Tu devrais venir chez moi n'importe quand. Je ne te donnera pas la telephone, mais telephone-moi quand meme. Les neigedens d'antan sont par la, a cote de la plage. Ouiii!

[mystikplum]

hhahaha that's great. well so much for that idea then...hey btw, on the subject of france, can i email you to bug you with money questions so that my parents can stop bugging me? ~maya

[e_over_m]

Oh, definitely. I don't know how much help I'll be, but I'll do what I can.