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Q:
has a boy ever made me smile this much?

A:
no, no he hasn't.

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DEAR EVERYBODY,[who came to the party]

okay. thank you for coming. & sorry it blew so hard. & sorry to all the jews. & sorry to all the homophobics. okay, that's all. thank you.

-rachel

ps.
my birthday party is august 6th. i understand if you are jewish or homophobic & do not want to come. once again, thank you.

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i played monopoly with god today.

he won.

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i'm a pathological liar.

to the extent where i can't even remember what actually happened & what didn't.
i'm lying to myself & i'm believing every word of it.