Rednecks Jokes

[eaglescout03]

Yes, the new one is out! The brand new edition of You know you're a redneck when...

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it

Comments

[socko505]

"2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter."

I am not a Redneck, but I could certianly amuse myself for a long time with a fly swatter. They make funny noises!

[anonymous]

31. you have ever spray-painted a dead bush in front of your trailor green.
32. you have a tennis ball on your truck antena.
33. your truck antena is high enough to hit traffic lights.
34. you and your son are in the same grade.
35. your dog has more teeth than you do.
36. you have a skunk as a pet.
37. your breakfast shake consists of beer, beer, and more beer, then old vanilla ice cream.
38. your wife is also your cousin.
39. your favorite drinking buddy is your 15 year-old nephew who just happens to be your brother.
40. you think a baseball bat is suitable for killing flies in your house.

-just a few extras i thought were lacking--Joey

[eaglescout03]

Thanks Joe