slaying mantis

[eamonthomas]

today on the stand my interest was piqued by an elderly man swimming laps in the far lane, either unaware of or defiantly indifferent to the wet comb-over that dangled over his right ear like some sorry misplaced ponytail. aside from this i sailed through my shift without so much as a drowning baby or face-sucking preteen to keep busy

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[a_praisechorus]

oh whatever you said that last time
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[blueskysandpain]

eamon, this is liz budrionis. you're interesting, i'm adding you to my friends list. hope your summer is going well... and emily does have a tad too much cheer- makes me uncomfortable.

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[eamonthomas]

friends? the feeling is mutual

[a_praisechorus]

psst liz i dont think he knows what that means

slippery burger

[eamonthomas]

i resent that
i love lizzy-poo