I've been sacked!

YAY!

... I'm going to get some food and be fat and watch Jeremy Kyle in my dressing gown.

Toodles.

Today I ended up working an extra two hours because the guy who was supposed to take over from me fell asleep on his sofa.

Yet, Dulcie's back.

It all evens out in the end.

Yesterday my ceiling collapsed, with me underneath.

Yet I did win a carton of chopped tomatoes from Sainsburys.

It all evens out in the end.

Downloaded the RC1 of Vista, since I got bored of XP and needed an excuse to format my hard drive ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, possibly next tuesday, there was a petting zoo. What a wonderous petting zoo it was, why it had more fluff than the back of your sofa, and you could touch it with the confident knowledge that it was not in some way connected to that pasty you once cherished so dearly. There were the beavers, slippery when wet, the toads, ( Read more... )

Why does the Windows command line interface suck so much ( Read more... )

Apparently people still read this, so I feel obliged to write something ( Read more... )

I'm here in the library, and I haven't got anything to do, this stupid computer hasn't got flash, and the few sites I wanted to visit need flash, fucking stupid proprietary software... Open source all the way ( Read more... )

I think that enough time has passed for people to forget about this completely. So I'm going to write some oblique crap. That's right, I used the word oblique, do the same, DO IT ( Read more... )

Okay, let's make this real quick, because I have sleep to be doing. First of all, Christmas was shit for the 21st year in a row. Will I ever have a good Christmas? Who knows? I did get a camera though, which was actually useful. AND! My brother bought me Metroid Prime 2. Sure it was £10, but it was a nice thought, also it's 60Hz which means it's ( Read more... )