BLAAAAAAARRRT

[eaquaelegit]

So ever since I got here, I've been startled, woken, and otherwise confused by this horrible loud BLLAAAAAAAARRRRTTT noise every Wednesday morning. Twice each time. I couldn't figure out where it was coming from, and at first I was worried that something was very wrong in my room

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[interlineas]

That's like... Guards! Guards!, was it?...

"What'sit? Who's blowing the alarm? That's for emergencies, that is!"

Wait, I think it was The Carpet People. Still PTerry.

[eaquaelegit]

I mean, what if there had been a real fire?! I would have just hung around till I got annoyed and went to ask someone what was going on.