Anal leakage, revisited

Jul 08, 2007 14:15

Have you heard about the new FDA-approved over-the-counter weight loss pill called alli?
In case you haven't seen the Daily Show bit or looked at the web site, here is some info about side effects.
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fck_fashion July 8 2007, 18:45:55 UTC
HAHA OH MY GOD.
Thats even better than the "do not insert into any bodily orifice" warning label on curling irons.

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WOW! (chips) neuroticred July 8 2007, 20:06:44 UTC
I love the movie The Sweetest Thing, and when I read this I cracked up thinking about the scene where Peter's brother reads that his wow chips cause anal leakage.
That aside, wtf. Go diet pill world!

Also...one of Tim's friends posted the original video for that song by ms lavigne (read: la VIG knee, as that is the only way anyone around here says it) that you posted the remix of several weeks ago. I had only seen the one you posted, and as it HAS been several weeks I had FINALLY been able to get it out of my head.
After seeing the original, I can better understand why you loathe her.
But dammit that song is catchy.

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nelle1014 July 8 2007, 22:09:00 UTC
yup. since it forces fat to pass through the system undigested, you get teh anal leakage. From what I've read they even suggest that the "treatment effects" can be a GOOD thing (ah yes, I <3 anal leakage). The argument is that the more fat you eat, the more likely the problems are, so basically side effect nastiness is telling you that you eat too much fat in your diet.

how exciting, it will make a gross yet brilliant example of escape/avoidance conditioning for my class. :)

oh, and btw, alli is just a low-dose OTC version of the prescription drug Xenical. I wonder what the "treatment effects" are like for THAT. yuck.

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nonamouse July 9 2007, 02:55:34 UTC
Wow.

"Follow the diet plan, or you'll shit yourself." That's a damn good deterrent.

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roadkillroy July 9 2007, 14:35:38 UTC
So you're saying it's like all these OTHER "supplements" that have been around for years that just block your body from digesting the grease.

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