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Denial
I've been saying all week, "Okay, calm your denial mechanism."
Luke's Jeep is broken down. Here is the progression of his train of thought:
I just need a jump start.
Maybe I just need to charge the battery for awhile.
Okay, I'll jump start it from this other, clearly more superior vehicle.
Well, I guess I'll just buy a new battery.
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I've decided to stop posting these on MySpace.
Twelve things you wish you could say to different people right now (don't list names):
1) Grow up you selfish cunt.
2.) While I think there are many people who can coast on charm (and clearly you've done it up till this point) there's a certain time in everyone's life where some responsibility has to be ( Read more... ) -
Only the Doctor can calm me now.
In my head, I've been building up resentment toward a particular coworker--one who's inclined to quote the bible around the office, gamble for Jeezus, and try to score converts amongst library staff. At the mention of church today--no, at the mention of trying to get someone to go to church with him, someone NOT me even, I sort of flipped my shit.
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Emily's favorite things
Lisping boy: "How do you spell 'Transformers'?" -
I'd totally fuck a baby into that pussy...
I'm hooked on "Wainy Days". It's definitely the funniest thing on the Internet:
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fun things always have a price
When "Crazy" is around, never do anything fun.
A few weeks ago, I emailed some people at Hyperion books for a promotional poster of one of my favorite children's books "John Paul George & Ben". To my great surprise they agreed to send me not one poster but two different ones AND bobble heads based on the characters. I was stoked. So I waited and ( Read more... )
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