3 - [written] Post Diavolo battle

[earth_born_pig]

That group of green haired prissies may have looked like a bunch of damned dandies but they handled themselves mostly well. Cerebus didn't get much but did find some odd daggers and the sword he was promised. It's balanced well and adequate for most forms of combat. Oh, and apparently the target escaped. There should have been a better effort to

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[winged_rogue]

... My hair isn't green. And what's a horse?

[earth_born_pig]

Enough of you guys were, especially the guy's request that brought me over. Jamestar or something like that.

You don't know what a horse is!? Well, you said you were a pirate. Perhaps you were at sea too much to have use for one. Mounting a man on a horse increases their range, speed and ability to strike harder on targets. Look into it next time you pull together a strike force.

[winged_rogue]

So a horse is some kind of vessel? Like a ship?

[earth_born_pig]

Clovis' tonsils! What kind of pirate confuses a ship for a horse!? ... Nay... a horse is a living beast of burden that's about 800 lbs of pure muscle that, when trained and ridden properly (unlike that stupid horse Julius gave Cerebus) will run on land, faster and with more stamina than you.