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Ganked from brandalee
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
- Which one?
2. What body part do you hate the most?
- Appendix.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
- Patrick Deer.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
- At $10 a pop, I watch the damn movie.
5. What body part do you wash first?
- Forehead.
6. Do you have any piercings?
- Ears, thrice.
7. (Invented by me, as it seems to be missing.) What is the worst book you've ever read?
- Vineland by Thomas Pynchon--one of the few books I refused to finish.
8. Is your driveway steep?
- I, too, am without a driveway.
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
- Plain.
10. Have you ever been tied up?
- Who hasn't?
11. What is your favorite urban legend/campfire ghost story?
The one about the girl with the green ribbon around her neck.
12. Captain Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway?
Sisko, definitely. Yum.
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
- I would pay good money for one date in two nights.
14. How many times have you been cursed at?
- Plenty.
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
- Yes.
16. How old are you?
- 24
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
- Hi, I live in Greenwich Village.
18. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
- If only.
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
- They've all been bipedal.
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
- Nep.
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
- Despite the fact that I'm from Ohio, no.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
- None of your business.
23. Have you ever had a song written about you?
- I've had a song written for me.
24. So, what's up with the Gilded Age?
Not a whole lot, as far as I can tell. Unions, I guess. Progressives. But: eh.
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
- Oh God, the flashbacks!
26. What was your childhood nickname?
- Ramble Gamble, Hotdog, Bekkhams, the Hat
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
- This morning on 42nd Street while rocking out to The Who.
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
- Why bother peeking? Just walk in.
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
- I changed clothes once.
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
- Gross.
31. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
- I don't like Oreos.
32. Who's the greatest professional quarterback of all time?
My heart wants to say Brett Favre. But my objectivity puts it up there between Johnny U and Elway. Dan Marino loses points for never having gotten the ring because, yeah, it matters.
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
- Talk to myself. When I do it in front of others it only leads to confusion.
34. How many snoozes before you finally get up/turn off the alarm and go back to sleep?
Three-four.
35. For the ladies: When did you start shaving your legs? For the gents: When did you start shaving your face?
Sixth grade.
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
- Depends on what I'm drinking and whether I'm in a mood to be drunk. I've recently discovered that up to a certain point, I can will myself sober.
37. Why are you doing this survey??
- Because it's here.
38. What did you want to be when you were five years old?
An entrepreneur. And if you think I'm lying I will show you my Dr. Seuss scrapbook.
39. Do you know what "jump the shark" means?
Yes. Oh, Henry Winkler, going down in pop culture lore for all the wrong reasons.
40. What Hollywood couple's break-up would break your heart?
Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy.
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
- Snipers.
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
- Well, I was a toddler once, so I'm sure I have. But nothing recently.
43. What's your favorite constellation?
Orion.
44. Which of the four oceans--Arctic, Atlantic, Pacific, Indian--is the best?
Pacific.
45. Why?
I read that some scientists think the moon might have come from there.
46. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
- I would love getting caught doing anything on a date as it would mean I was on a date. It's been a while.
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
- Depends on whether that is meant literally or euphemistically.
48. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
- Yep.
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister to be hotter then Your date?
- Again with the dating. Leave me alone.
50. How many Bryce's do you know?
- None, and I don't feel bad about that at all.