Yucky Marketing

[earthlingmike]

I want to try Cinnabon rolls from the grocery store. But when I read the instructions I got totally grossed out. This sort of thing happens sometimes, the way a food is marketed turns me off. I guess I should just let it go, but I'm still just not sure I can buy these after reading that

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[earthlingmike]

Shampoo is really bad in America too. I looked at every bottle of shampoo in the store once and I couldn't find a single bottle that was for normal, healthy hair. Apparently I'm the only one whose hair doesn't have something wrong with it

[blue_aardvark]

5. Raise roll to mouth, open lower jaw, insert a bite-sized portion into mouth, close lower jaw to break off bite-sized portion. Masticate. (Isn't the burned on bottom, pasty at the center, frosting ejaculate-covered roll delicious?)

[earthlingmike]

Good call, they totally forgot number 5.