Any clues as to why I can do a one-handed hand stand... but not a two handed?

So I just made the world's greatest sandwich... and subsequently dropped it on the floor. I'm too tired to re-make it... I'm a shithead.

[WARNING TO ALL GUYS: You might want to stop reading here. The ensuing conversation I am about to recount prevented me from sleeping for a full two days, and has permanently and irreversibly scarred me. Save your psyche while you still can. Females have nothing to fear ( Read more... )

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I'm going to apply for Beauty and The Geek.

Your IQ Is 115
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A green dragon with purple wings. :) From a very beautiful young lady. Thank you.

What do you think of me (that's the title, not a question ( Read more... )

I was supposed to go to Lake George/The Great Escape on Thursday with the new girlfriend, but there are threats of thunderstorms and such... so we might go next week. I called her and left a message after I got done at the gym, maybe we'll go out to dinner tomorrow night then come back to my place and watch "Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind" ( Read more... )

Artist: Gorillaz ( Read more... )