So I'm a copycat. This rap is nowhere near as good as Stringer's, but I needed to waste time. So to the beat of "Without Me" by Eminem...(And I know some lines don't really go to the beat
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I JUST told you via IM, but I know comments are nice to receive, so I'll tell you again...
I had a headache I was laughing so hard. Serisouly.
My fave lines: We've created a speech monster Because nobody wants to see Moscaritolo no more, They want Joe Cassara, you're chopped liver.
While Drummy is sitting around rolling his eyes, contemplating
So come on clip, come on and clip, file that, put on the lid, and don't let it slip. And get ready, because this extemp box is about to get heavy We just settled all of our box disputes. FUCK YOU SLACKERS!
Embarassed, that her mother is joked about more than Elvis
Wilensky, blazers are trendy. Start a revolution, polluting the hallways.
Her binder's sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on her new black suit. Shit. Jucy Fruit. She's nervous, but she knows she's a speech brute With "Eve" in her name and she knows fo' damn sure She got her shit down, the whole room goes so loud She opens his mouth, and her words explode now Adam and Eve voice tears the judge's heart out She pops into position, she's on fire! Snap back to New Jersey, better than Randolph Jeffy Oh, there goes Harvard, it's roped This kid's mad, but she won't give up that Easy, no She won't have it , her duo impressed the pope It don't matter, he's dope (lol!) She knows that, but she broke He's she's in octas, oh snap! When he goes back to his Freehold(?), that's when it's Back to the ALJ again yo This whole speech shit She gonna go capture this moment and hope it don't pass her up!
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I had a headache I was laughing so hard. Serisouly.
My fave lines:
We've created a speech monster
Because nobody wants to see Moscaritolo no more,
They want Joe Cassara, you're chopped liver.
While Drummy is sitting around rolling his eyes, contemplating
So come on clip, come on and clip, file that, put on the lid, and don't let it slip.
And get ready, because this extemp box is about to get heavy
We just settled all of our box disputes.
FUCK YOU SLACKERS!
Embarassed, that her mother is joked about more than Elvis
Wilensky, blazers are trendy.
Start a revolution, polluting the hallways.
Brava!
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favorite lines:
"So come on clip, come on and clip, file that, put on the lid, and don't let it slip.
I know you got a job, Mr. Orlinsky..."
hahahahahah brilliant
-alanna
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We're geniuses.
But you know, Jen...
Look.
If you only had one shot...
One opportunity...
To rock the shit out of Harvard...
Would you capture it... or let it slip...
Her binder's sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on her new black suit. Shit. Jucy Fruit.
She's nervous, but she knows she's a speech brute
With "Eve" in her name and she knows fo' damn sure
She got her shit down, the whole room goes so loud
She opens his mouth, and her words explode now
Adam and Eve voice tears the judge's heart out
She pops into position, she's on fire!
Snap back to New Jersey, better than Randolph Jeffy
Oh, there goes Harvard, it's roped
This kid's mad, but she won't give up that
Easy, no
She won't have it , her duo impressed the pope
It don't matter, he's dope (lol!)
She knows that, but she broke
He's she's in octas, oh snap!
When he goes back to his Freehold(?), that's when it's
Back to the ALJ again yo
This whole speech shit
She gonna go capture this moment and hope it don't pass her up!
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I think my favorite part is "Juicy Fruit" because it's totally, totally random.
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...because i was bored yesterday at 1:30 in the morning.
too hot for words.
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