So somehow I've accumulated $68 of change in a McCutcheon's jar.

How should I spend it? :)

And how is it I've forgotten how to sleep until I physically cannot stay awake anymore? :/

This is mainly for my own perverse satisfaction, but it has been a long time coming. A very, very long time coming.

Hello, flist. Allow me to introduce to you the veritable bane of my literary existence.

Sylvia Plath Hughes.


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You God-damned little creepy motherfuckers ( Read more... )

I just thought I'd mention that talking to my father is like talking to a small child, probably one under the age of about two and a half. They babble, make noises they think are words, wholly believe that they are having a serious conversation with you and all you can do is smile, nod, and try not to lose your damn mind.

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i. I wanted to take this opportunity to clear up the fact that no matter what the Department of Homeland Security tells you, yes I am one of those conservatives and no I don't like the Obamessiah but do not call me a terrorist. Okay? Okay. This pisses me off. A lot. This is not goddamn Nazi Germany. This is the United States of America and look at ( Read more... )

( happy birthday, grandma. it's been ten years since you left us. )

That I am the same person I was four years ago (and she can't survive here)

or if

I am not that person. And desperately miss her. (Want to be.)

This list doesn't contain everyone who is important to me, but everyone I knew, everyone who matters to me who passed away during my lifetime. I've put the day, the name, the age, the cause of death ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure my sleeping patterns are going to be the death of me...

In other news the Phoenix Wright manga so made my evening. OMG THE RAMEN IS BIGGER THAN YO MAMA'S ASS. xD

Oh yeah and I have an unnatural love for boy bands. *bounceee*

P.S. WHEE I'M GOING TO HELL~

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
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