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[easilyirritable]

I once heard a comedian say, regarding John and Tereza Heinz-Kerry and their imaginary battle with George W. and Laura Bush:

"My bitch owns ketchup."

I weep from laughter every time I say that.

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[threepunchstuff]

Ah, the delicious Mr. Patrice O'Neal.

[easilyirritable]

OMG that's him! I couldn't remember who it was but godDAMN if he isn't one of the funniest comics I've heard in a while.