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[easilyirritable]

In honor of Bill Napoli, these industrious ladies have taken it upon themselves to coin a new phrase for the national lexicon. Much as Dan Savage saddled Rick Santorum with the indignity of sharing his name with the 'frothy mix of fecal matter and lube that results from anal sex', there is a movement underfoot to associate napoli with the

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[thursby]

"Hey, did you hear about Bill Napoli? He was convicted of depraved indifference and was sent to maximum security prison, where he was napolied by his cellmate."

Hey, it works!

[thursby]

Oh wait, does it have to be about a woman? I need clarification on my new word usage. What does Strunk and White say?

[easilyirritable]

Well, according to Napoli, a rape is really only brutal if it happens to a young, religious girl, and only then if it is anally as well as vaginally (and I'm willing to bet, late at night when he's by himself with a bottle of lotion and some Kleenex, orally as well). So I think it has to be about a woman.

[thursby]

Ahh, okay. Thanks for the correction. I'd hate to use it wrong, and then end up looking like a complete fucking idiot with no regard to other human beings and instead remain bent on my narrowminded religious zealotness, convinced that I knew what was correct and moral and right for the women of America since those pretty little things can't think for themselves.

[anne_jumps]

I shouldn't have laughed at "hella rape" but I did.

[easilyirritable]

Me, too.

[talentshow]

I need to steal this from you.

[easilyirritable]

Please do, and pass it along!