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[easilyirritable]

Check this out: Crotchless Pantaloons. For the Christian woman who wants her husband to have 'easy access'.

In fact, check out the whole site: Christian Domestic Discipline The tagline reads: Loving wife spanking in a Christian marriage.

The woman who runs the site insists there is nothing erotic about this. Sure, honey. Sure.

Comments

[gordonzola]

I know a bunch of folks who would be really into those. Must spread the word. (as opposed to The Word)

[easilyirritable]

Why am I not surprised to hear that? These crotchless pantaloons are uber-kinky. I can see them making the rounds at a play party.

[zorah]

I know some randy Ren faire geeks who'd be into those pantaloons.

Wait, that's all Ren Faire geeks.

[easilyirritable]

Ha! As the granddaughter of a Ren Faire queen, I find that hilarious.

[global87]

wow, that's intense. did you see "leah's blog"? also, i love this quote from the website:

"Non-consensual CDD:

Though we believe the Bible gives a husband the authority to use spanking as one tool in enforcing his authority in the home with or without his wife's permission, in today's world we recognize the legality that mandates that all CDD must be consensual. Therefore we will do not condone nonconsensual CDD as a rule."

"with or without his wife's permission" - niiiiice.

[easilyirritable]

Christian Domestic Discipline - Helping people express their latent SM desires since 4000 BC.

[lotusbeans]

I don't know why learning about freaky shit like this surprises me anymore. Sometimes I know there's all kinds of stuff out there that people are doing but damn, this is nothing I could've imagined or guessed. It comes off as a whole lot more than just another fetish.

[easilyirritable]

Yeah, when most people have a fetish, they don't turn to the Bible for justification.

Brian and I tease each other about this now, with him saying something like, "You've been a bad girl, it's time for your Christian Domestic Discipline" and swatting me on the ass. It's actually kind of hot, so I can see why she digs it; I just wish the lady would own up and not be all wingnutty about it.

[selonlejour]

I love that there's a choice between Basic and Beribboned (two extra dollars is well worth the investment for that added level of accessorised Sassiness, for sure). One of the things that I genuinely appreciate about the U.S. is that there is absolutely no limit to what you can find there - ANYTHING is possible. This can be a bad thing, but it can also be great (and, clearly, a heady mix of both at the same time). Amazing.

[easilyirritable]

I sort of love that these exist. It's like, Frederick's of Hollywood meets the Jamestown Colony. They are quite possibly the most American underwear in the history of the world.