Yes ma'am. Well, I'm pretty much exactly where you left me. Aren't you glad I had years worth of news saved up for this chat?
And what about you? Last season on Lampe, I think you were engaged to Jim. But then we left it on a cliffhanger.
By the way, I just want to make it abundantly clear that I was not stalking you just now. I must have subscribed to this blog years ago. Then, one day, my RSS updated with this post. I literally gasped. Then I said to myself, 'Self? Despite how long it's been, you'd better give Lampe some support. It's a big milestone for her to finally finish nanowrimo. Even bigger than getting married.' True story.
Well, I appreciate the stalking if it means it'll help finish this book I'm writing. (You dressed it up nice and all, but it's still stalking.) But from one stalker to another, I'm sorry to hear that there's no updates. There must be something? A car chase you're forgetting about? New brand of toothpaste? Maybe some of the exploits of your friends that I don't know about that you can claim as your own? But seriously, you don't get off that easy (that's what she said). I require an update. So I don't care if you have to go make something interesting happen over there in Australia and I don't care whether you embarrass yourself or not (though in my experience the former makes a better story
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And ... Oh my Good Lord, how are you?? :) Update me on your life! (If it sounds like a request, don't worry. It's not one.)
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And what about you? Last season on Lampe, I think you were engaged to Jim. But then we left it on a cliffhanger.
By the way, I just want to make it abundantly clear that I was not stalking you just now. I must have subscribed to this blog years ago. Then, one day, my RSS updated with this post. I literally gasped. Then I said to myself, 'Self? Despite how long it's been, you'd better give Lampe some support. It's a big milestone for her to finally finish nanowrimo. Even bigger than getting married.' True story.
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