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[east_pwn_west]

So I woke up really early~ Some idiot was screaming upstairs or something, I dunno. I go to check it out and maybe get a few laughs in, and when I get to the door my hand gets stuck... And it's still stuck. And when I tried to chew the doorknob off, uhh, my teeth kinda got stuck, too. Huh. This really sucks.
And it's really freakin hard using this

Comments

[sellerofadream]

My only suggestion would be to remove the doorknob. In that case, you can just carry the doorknob around, and not be stuck in the same place until the effects of this condition wear off. (Assuming they wear off, one cannot tell with this place.)

...by any chance would you have a suggestion for removing a badger from one's arm and shoulder?

[east_pwn_west]

I've been trying! But I can't claw this thing off with one hand and I can't reach any thing that'll help.

...Uhh. Cut whatever part of the bagder that's sticking to you off? :O I mean, you'd have badger legs and stuff sticking out of you, but at least the weight would be gone. ...Though then you'd have a pissed off badger, too. u_u

[sellerofadream]

If you'd like, I can come down and attempt to assist you in removing the doorknob.

And no, I do not think that is wise to do to an animal.

[east_pwn_west]

...Err. ...Okay. I would just need a little help, though.

[mithril_girl]

Uhm... I kind of feel your pain... My hands also currently stuck with something but im enjoying it a bit...