Talkin' shit
I'll spare dankegracht the embarrassment (for the moment) of posting what preceded this exchange about poop.
eastbayted: as much as i would love to further discuss fecal matters, i have other shit to attend to
dankegracht: you're so punny
dankegracht: just trying to make your day less shitty!
dankegracht: ba dum ching
eastbayted: all these poop jokes are wiping me out.
dankegracht: hahahahhaha
dankegracht: you win
eastbayted: does that make you No. 2 in this contest?
dankegracht: yes it might, I'll have to do a lot to bowl you over
eastbayted: well, i'm simply flush with excitement
On an unrelated noted, the LJ spell-checker suggests nothing for "dankegracht" but offers the following corrections for "eastbayted": estimated, masturbated, eastbound, acerbated, intubated
Since dankegracht isn't embarrassed, here's the preceding discussion...
dankegracht: I just realised that I've been taking a dump for about four hours
eastbayted: i think that's the most overly informative IM ever
eastbayted: you're still in the process?
dankegracht: you really don't like talking about feces, do you
dankegracht: no, no
dankegracht: I just had the away message on 3 hours and 55 minutes longer than it needed to be
dankegracht: or less
eastbayted: well, contemplating crapping for four hours doesn't do it for me
eastbayted: oh
dankegracht: judging by my online time...make that 3 hours and 10 minutes too long
dankegracht: pooping is fun to think about, anyhow
dankegracht: it's liberating
eastbayted: i don't give pooping a lot of thought. i suppose if i suffered constipation or diarrhea, i would.
dankegracht: well I'm sorry for you
eastbayted: don't be
eastbayted: i am glad i don't have either of those ailments
eastbayted: i would hate being stuck on the crapper for four hours
dankegracht: no I'm sorry that's the only time you can think about poop
eastbayted: though i suppose it would give me a chance to catch up on my readnig
eastbayted: i didn't say i can't; i just don't.
eastbayted: i think you might be a little overly obsessed with pooping.
dankegracht: I'm not
dankegracht: I just believe that there's some joy to be had in it
eastbayted: so all you are saying is give poop a chance?
dankegracht: that's exactly what I'm saying ted
eastbayted: That's beautiful
dankegracht: yeah
dankegracht: these things are beautifuly
dankegracht: minus the y
eastbayted: we're not talking about poop anymore, are we?
eastbayted: because i am not interested in your take on the natural beauty of fecal matter
dankegracht: see you clearly have hostility towards poop
eastbayted: just because i don't take time out of my day to appreciate and embrace it doesn't mean i am hostile toward it
dankegracht: I think your indifference suggests otherwise
eastbayted: indifference and hostility aren't the same thing
dankegracht: in all manners of shit, they are
eastbayted: why must you fecal fetishists force your views on people like me?!
dankegracht: because you are a resistor!
eastbayted: as much as i would love to further discuss fecal matters, i have other shit to attend to
dankegracht: you're so punny
dankegracht: just trying to make your day less shitty!
dankegracht: ba dum ching
eastbayted: all these poop jokes are wiping me out.
dankegracht: hahahahhaha
dankegracht: you win
eastbayted: does that make you No. 2 in this contest?
dankegracht: yes it might, I'll have to do a lot to bowl you over
eastbayted: well, i'm simply flush with excitement
On an unrelated noted, the LJ spell-checker suggests nothing for "dankegracht" but offers the following corrections for "eastbayted": estimated, masturbated, eastbound, acerbated, intubated
Since dankegracht isn't embarrassed, here's the preceding discussion...
dankegracht: I just realised that I've been taking a dump for about four hours
eastbayted: i think that's the most overly informative IM ever
eastbayted: you're still in the process?
dankegracht: you really don't like talking about feces, do you
dankegracht: no, no
dankegracht: I just had the away message on 3 hours and 55 minutes longer than it needed to be
dankegracht: or less
eastbayted: well, contemplating crapping for four hours doesn't do it for me
eastbayted: oh
dankegracht: judging by my online time...make that 3 hours and 10 minutes too long
dankegracht: pooping is fun to think about, anyhow
dankegracht: it's liberating
eastbayted: i don't give pooping a lot of thought. i suppose if i suffered constipation or diarrhea, i would.
dankegracht: well I'm sorry for you
eastbayted: don't be
eastbayted: i am glad i don't have either of those ailments
eastbayted: i would hate being stuck on the crapper for four hours
dankegracht: no I'm sorry that's the only time you can think about poop
eastbayted: though i suppose it would give me a chance to catch up on my readnig
eastbayted: i didn't say i can't; i just don't.
eastbayted: i think you might be a little overly obsessed with pooping.
dankegracht: I'm not
dankegracht: I just believe that there's some joy to be had in it
eastbayted: so all you are saying is give poop a chance?
dankegracht: that's exactly what I'm saying ted
eastbayted: That's beautiful
dankegracht: yeah
dankegracht: these things are beautifuly
dankegracht: minus the y
eastbayted: we're not talking about poop anymore, are we?
eastbayted: because i am not interested in your take on the natural beauty of fecal matter
dankegracht: see you clearly have hostility towards poop
eastbayted: just because i don't take time out of my day to appreciate and embrace it doesn't mean i am hostile toward it
dankegracht: I think your indifference suggests otherwise
eastbayted: indifference and hostility aren't the same thing
dankegracht: in all manners of shit, they are
eastbayted: why must you fecal fetishists force your views on people like me?!
dankegracht: because you are a resistor!