The child becomes a mouth-breather, dull and backward, does not develop as he should, and sometimes shows Rickety-rosary and Harrison’s groove. Absorbed toxins produce headache, etc.

GENEVA-After years of sectarian violence, a coalition of Jews, Muslims, and Hindus signed an international resolution Monday, confirming their mutual appreciation of chicken dishes. "Whether it is breaded with matzo, served as shwarma, or covered in tikka masala sauce, chicken is the one meat upon which all faiths can agree," said spokesman Jerome ( Read more... )

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense ( Read more... )

"Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm." -John F. Kennedy
"Go fuck yourself." -Dick Cheney

Can I get a woot woot? Can I get a beep beep? No? OK.

Far too many Christmas gifts neglect the real reason for the season: The temperature. Not Deer Park Products Religious Thermometer Craft Kit, a triptych of Christ, colorful foam, and glue. (Glue not included.) Children who follow the semi-coherent instructions will be rewarded by a scene of pleasantly rubbery multiculturalism, a little holiday ( Read more... )

I've decided not to go outside anymore due to the 'tacky graphics, poor sound and low playability.'

You Are "Wow"!


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You Know You're From Allentown, PA When...

You have your friends from other cities come to visit and they hear gun shots and you shrug it off like its no big deal...in fact you didn't even hear them until you friend pointed it out ( Read more... )

Unfortunately for the ladies, getting a man drunk on whiskey makes him want to buy just one thing-more whiskey.