a sunny day's ghost story...? [action]

[fail_umbrella]

[Just another day in Gensokyo! And that means a certain mischievous karakasa is floating though the skies, a purple umbrella in her hands...]

HEY! Excuse me! If you could look over here for just a second...!

[You COULD ignore her, but she'll just pester you some more.]

Comments

[tempestabianca]

Hmm? Did you need something, miss?

[fail_umbrella]

[Kogasa holds her umbrella high in the air and cackles.]

BOO!

[tempestabianca]

...

Erm... can I help you?

1/2

[fail_umbrella]

[There's a moment of silence as Kogasa takes the question in, and then she droops sadly.]

...No...that's alright.

[timeywimeymaid]

[You have managed to catch the attention of a certain special maid. She turns to the voice, completely unamused, and seemingly annoyed.]

What is it?

[fail_umbrella]

[She lands and takes a moment to brush off her dress. Once that's over with, she thrusts the umbrella into Sakuya's face.]

SURPRISE~!

[timeywimeymaid]

[Sakuya in turn, responds with throwing some knives at the umbrella. Did she react in surprise? ... Not at all. Was this a response to a possible opponent? There was no pre-boss talking, so of course not. Perhaps she just wanted to throw some knives.]

[fail_umbrella]

[Kogasa yanks the umbrella back and shrieks, then carefully examines it for tears.]

Y-You could've really hurt me! Oh, no, I think there's some damage here...

[not_in_windows]

Yes?

[fail_umbrella]

[Kogasa stands on one leg and holds up her umbrella, which extends its tongue as far as it can go.]

BOO!

[not_in_windows]

[Crickets]

[demonflavoured]

Of course, what can I do for you?

[fail_umbrella]

...Hey! It's my prey!

[She takes a moment to steel herself. This is serious business. Once that's over, she gives the umbrella a good swing in Almaz's direction. It reaches out with its tongue and tries to lick his face.]

Ahaha! How do you like that?! Isn't it scary?!

[demonflavoured]

[And an easy prey he is! Based on his reaction one might assume the umbrella was trying to eat him.]

AHHHHHHHHHH! D-Don't touch me!

[He tries to back up so fast he trips over his own feet and falls backwards.]

[fail_umbrella]

[Kogasa stares dumbly for a second before breaking into a wide grin.]

HA! Looks like my training paid off! Now, tell me, what was the scariest part?! I have to make sure I know exactly what I did right so I can practice it!

[lotus_requiem]

I talk about flyin' with an umbrella and then THIS happens...

[fail_umbrella]

[Kogasa lands next to Billy dusts herself off.]

Are you surprised?!

[lotus_requiem]

I shouldn't be surprised...

I just spoke to Mima about women who use umbrellas for flight, an' then you appear. Just who are you, anyway?

[fail_umbrella]

I'm Kogasa Tatara, a karakasa! This is me, too.

[She waves the umbrella, which grins.]

Does that surprise you?!