Nicely writ, sir. Although, I do find myself wondering who you are going to get to commit suicide...
Or are you going to convince your cube mate that she should murder someone, then, once that's done tell her about the new, federal law that refuses to allow murderers to buy SUVs. I think that would get her distraught enough to take her own life. If that's not enough, try telling her that American Idol has been cancelled due to the combination of Simon, Randy and Paula's greenhouse gas emitions.
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Although, I do find myself wondering who you are going to get to commit suicide...
Or are you going to convince your cube mate that she should murder someone, then, once that's done tell her about the new, federal law that refuses to allow murderers to buy SUVs. I think that would get her distraught enough to take her own life. If that's not enough, try telling her that American Idol has been cancelled due to the combination of Simon, Randy and Paula's greenhouse gas emitions.
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