Political Update
WARNING: BELOW ARE THOUGHTS CONCERNING JOHN KERRY. IF YOU SUPPORT HIM, IT'S PROBABLY BEST THAT YOU DON'T READ FURTHER.
Originally composed on www.logicalentity.com by the site's maintainer.
I am John Kerry.
The Many Faces Of John Kerry (That's a 12 minute long but very interesting video. You should definately watch it.)
I was against the first Iraq war. I am against the second Iraq war, but I voted for it. I’m against it, but I was for it. I support the UN. I'm against terrorism and against the Iraq war. But I voted for the Iraq war. So, I voted against the first war and supported the second war, wait...
Iraq Fact Sheet
I'm against gay marriages, but for gay unions. I support gays, but I think the San Francisco mayor is wrong. I support gay marriages. No, wait, gay unions.
The Gay Marriage Flip-Flop
I'm Catholic. Wait, I'm Jewish. I mean, my dad was Jewish, but I was raised Catholic. Wait, what am I? I don't want to confuse people.
Jewish or Catholic?
I am all for abortions, but wait, I'm Catholic, and Catholics are pro-life. But I might consider putting pro-life judges in office, but I'm not sure. I do know I voted for a pro-life judge, but I state that it was a mistake.
Catholic or Abortion?
I went to Vietnam, but I was against Vietnam. I testified against fellow US troops in Vietnam, threw my medals away and led others to do the same. But I am a war hero ... against the war.
I stated I threw my medals away and then I threw my ribbons away. I then revealed that I threw my ribbons away but not my medals. Then I stated I threw someone else's medals away and never threw anything of mine away.
I believe ribbons and medals aren't the same thing. Medals come with ribbons. So, now I believe that ribbons and medals are the same thing besides the fact that ribbons are cloth and medals are metal.
I wrote a book that pictures the US flag upside-down on its cover, but now I fly and campaign in a plane with a large flag right-side up on it, but sometimes, we fly upside-down for fun.
Yasser Arafat is a hero and a statesman. The Israelis shouldn't kill Palestinian terrorists, but they should stop terrorism. Yasser Arafat is a terrorist supporter. I support Middle East peace.
I am for the common man, unlike Bush. I am against the rich. But my family is worth 165.4 to 626.3 million dollars has a jet and many SUVs. I am the common man.
I am against sending jobs overseas. My wife is a Heinz heir. Heinz just happens to have the most factories offshore. I am against rewarding companies for exporting jobs as long as it is not Heinz.
I own $1 million in Wal-Mart stock. I believe Wal-Mart is evil by driving small business owners out of town. I am a capitalist and I own part of Wal-Mart, but I am a good guy for small corporate America.
I own SUVs when I talk to my followers in Detroit, MI. Teresa owns SUVs; I don't when I talk to tree hugging followers. I have a campaign jet that gets 1/3 miles per gallon, which is great fuel efficiency.
I am against making military service an issue in presidential elections. I defended a draft dodger Clinton and stated that all serve in their own capacity whether they draft dodge or not. Did I mention, I served in Vietnam and I'm a hero? Are you questioning my patriotism? I served in Vietnam. My opponent didn't. I have three purple hearts! I am a hero! I am qualified to run this country since I served.
I AM John Kerry.
Note: This post is not intended to start a political debate in my comments section. If you support Senator Kerry, good for you. Post about it in your own journal. Not mine. You are entitled to your own political opinions. If those opinions make you feel that you have cause to be an asshole to me, then fuck you.
Originally composed on www.logicalentity.com by the site's maintainer.
I am John Kerry.
The Many Faces Of John Kerry (That's a 12 minute long but very interesting video. You should definately watch it.)
I was against the first Iraq war. I am against the second Iraq war, but I voted for it. I’m against it, but I was for it. I support the UN. I'm against terrorism and against the Iraq war. But I voted for the Iraq war. So, I voted against the first war and supported the second war, wait...
Iraq Fact Sheet
I'm against gay marriages, but for gay unions. I support gays, but I think the San Francisco mayor is wrong. I support gay marriages. No, wait, gay unions.
The Gay Marriage Flip-Flop
I'm Catholic. Wait, I'm Jewish. I mean, my dad was Jewish, but I was raised Catholic. Wait, what am I? I don't want to confuse people.
Jewish or Catholic?
I am all for abortions, but wait, I'm Catholic, and Catholics are pro-life. But I might consider putting pro-life judges in office, but I'm not sure. I do know I voted for a pro-life judge, but I state that it was a mistake.
Catholic or Abortion?
I went to Vietnam, but I was against Vietnam. I testified against fellow US troops in Vietnam, threw my medals away and led others to do the same. But I am a war hero ... against the war.
I stated I threw my medals away and then I threw my ribbons away. I then revealed that I threw my ribbons away but not my medals. Then I stated I threw someone else's medals away and never threw anything of mine away.
I believe ribbons and medals aren't the same thing. Medals come with ribbons. So, now I believe that ribbons and medals are the same thing besides the fact that ribbons are cloth and medals are metal.
I wrote a book that pictures the US flag upside-down on its cover, but now I fly and campaign in a plane with a large flag right-side up on it, but sometimes, we fly upside-down for fun.
Yasser Arafat is a hero and a statesman. The Israelis shouldn't kill Palestinian terrorists, but they should stop terrorism. Yasser Arafat is a terrorist supporter. I support Middle East peace.
I am for the common man, unlike Bush. I am against the rich. But my family is worth 165.4 to 626.3 million dollars has a jet and many SUVs. I am the common man.
I am against sending jobs overseas. My wife is a Heinz heir. Heinz just happens to have the most factories offshore. I am against rewarding companies for exporting jobs as long as it is not Heinz.
I own $1 million in Wal-Mart stock. I believe Wal-Mart is evil by driving small business owners out of town. I am a capitalist and I own part of Wal-Mart, but I am a good guy for small corporate America.
I own SUVs when I talk to my followers in Detroit, MI. Teresa owns SUVs; I don't when I talk to tree hugging followers. I have a campaign jet that gets 1/3 miles per gallon, which is great fuel efficiency.
I am against making military service an issue in presidential elections. I defended a draft dodger Clinton and stated that all serve in their own capacity whether they draft dodge or not. Did I mention, I served in Vietnam and I'm a hero? Are you questioning my patriotism? I served in Vietnam. My opponent didn't. I have three purple hearts! I am a hero! I am qualified to run this country since I served.
I AM John Kerry.
Note: This post is not intended to start a political debate in my comments section. If you support Senator Kerry, good for you. Post about it in your own journal. Not mine. You are entitled to your own political opinions. If those opinions make you feel that you have cause to be an asshole to me, then fuck you.