What planet did I walk into?

Dec 20, 2006 04:10

Chronicles of Working in a Porno Store ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Comments 3

captain_gusto December 20 2006, 11:13:35 UTC
Fucking GOLD. Your journal is suddenly the most!

Oh, job story. Some Vally Boy from NJ gave me lip over the phone at my job a little while ago. I gave him my spiel and the little cocksucker said something along the lines of, "I'm on the national DO NOT CALL LIST you fucking ASSHOLE, so never call my fucking house again!" All in that ridiculous vally accent that everybody had back when it was hip. So I politely told him that we were in fact surveyors, not solicitors, and were uneffected by the list. After he answered by bashing his phone against a hard surface for a full minute, I took his number down. It was something like: 609-861-5923

And I'm not entirely sure about this, but I fear I may have given his number to a lot of other people, too. ~_^

May our surprisingly unhealthy interactions with the general public never cease.

Reply


Underage porn jenniferrose501 December 20 2006, 16:27:10 UTC
Hey how you doing? Its been forever since I got onto this thing. Funnily enough your life is still the most interesting. One day I am going to walk into your store and ask for some real crazy shit. WI've got interview at UW in April so I'll be up in the great Northwest. So watch out, if someone asks for something with crazy Donkey Ballerina porn, with eggo waffles in it, that'll be your sign.

Reply

Re: Underage porn easybakelovin December 20 2006, 23:41:33 UTC
Jen! Wow! I got your Christmas card. Thank you so much. Let me know as soon as you get Sea-side. I don't know if you know this, but they have good coffee over here. You and I should get a cup. Yup yup.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up