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[easybreezyidiot]

To those of you who may think I'm exaggerating when I say Brianna is often an unobservant dumbass, I invite you to read a tiny sample of PLAGUE that I think kind of validates my claim. /o/

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[littlestdeath]

. . .

Those are impressive levels of obliviousness.

[easybreezyidiot]

Also earlier in the same book everyone is freaked out because the greenies (snakes that spit on you and cause the bugs to infest your body) are... around somewhere, and it's like, "BRIANNA WASN'T SCARED OF SNAKES, NOT EVEN SNAKES THAT PEED BUG EGGS OR WHAT THE HELL EVER."

She is the most special. :|

[justwannahave]

*face palm*

Wow . . .

[easybreezyidiot]

SHE'S DEF NOT THE SMARTEST MUTANT AROUND

[justwannahave]

*snout hoof?*