is cooking T-Bones for the fam tonight. :-)

says says 'I have a new phone number, contact me for it.'

may wind up being a Probation Officer in Wayne County. How hilarious would that be?

is getting ready to head back to Michigan after a nice, long trip back home. Bumpy as it was...

wonders why he keeps coming back to Indiana every year. This shit is bananas. B A N A N A S. >.

'Al-Qaeda takes responsibility for failed attack in Detroit.' LOL. It was such a miserable failure, I wouldn't have... Hahahaha.

is, apparently -- in the middle of the OFFICIAL middle of nowhere. But hey, it works. There's Wifi! :D

says says "You know the estrogen tank is running low when the woman you're looking at has longer facial hair than you do."

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It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long; Caught somewhere between a boy and man; She was seventeen and she was far from in-between; It was summertime in Northern Michigan.