my new band, Au Pair, has the first show of many coming up ( Read more... )

flow is hot

turn and turn

in and out

smell the glove

st pattys day party at my place, 1030pm.

Gay Snake Party of course.(which means dress up)

i plan on going out in the streets rather shitfaced at 12am and screaming happy cinco de mayo whilst smashing caronas over melissas head as she does the macarena.

i am tired of this.

its all calm and stoic now.

throw some dynamite into the water.

make a splash and not care who sees it.

i can wait for the first cast out.

but just know i am biting.

cry me a river and get the fuck out of the canoe.

ill toss you a lifesaver.

ill caulk it and float across.

and we can make it the whole distance.together

do i need one?

yes...well..no.

does she have one?

well...no..yes.

will it happen?

no...yes..well.

someone please turn up the heat outside.

my drunk walks at 2am are horrible seeing as i lose feeling everywhere when outside.

its going to be a fun month.

just you wait and see what happens!

i played my first acoustic gig tonite ( Read more... )

not in love this year, its nice.

i need a blowjob tonite.

pretty drunk nite last nite.

white russians and jager bombs.

my ex jen was over and my ex melissa.

jen was pretty much trashed and hung out with her friends as me and melissa just chilled with jon and mike in the kitchen.

this saturday will be another Gay Snake Party.

so come on down.

bring me beer.

ill make food.

today tomorrow..whenever.

beers please, its the only thing that keeps a sick joshua happy.

Saturday night we are having a party at our apartment ( Read more... )