COOL TIME IN K-TOWN

[easyslounge]

WOW why is my life so cool!!! I start my night off gorman's house. There was his brother kyle, i must say i love the guy. Barone, and macko arrive they start drinking, i dont however dur to me opperating the automobile tonight. Smart gorman decides he is going to shave his.....YEAH! Remindes me of the good old days, anyways he kyle shaves brandons

Comments

sweet

[anonymous]

Julia's fucking gay

Re: sweet

[anonymous]

Please pussys leave the females out of this if you beef, have it with no the women. I mean please common show some respect and if this a bitch writing this, fuck you, your nothing but bird im sure. This shit seriously needs to stop! Stop making her feel uncomfortable. Grow-up and get a fucking life. So please leave your name, or keep your rude comments that arent true to your faggot self. Thanks cocksuckers, Bauer!

Re: sweet

[anonymous]

Well, let me start off by saying that we are so mature by being 17/18 yrs old and about to go to college/ vote and we still feel it necessary to talk about ppl on-line anonymously behind their back's. Idk if u r the same person that wrote the other comment about me or not and I have no idea who u r b/c i can't recall doing nething to ne1 to make them hate me the way you do. If you have such a problem with me maybe you would like to tell me in person so that I can personally apologize to you for whatever it is i did. My number is 983-3417. Or maybe i didn't do anything to you and you are just some really cool person trying to boost their self esteem by hurting others. If this is the case, i'm happy I can help. It makes my day to know that some1 feels better because of me even if it is by them talking shit about me. Feel free to call me... I'd love to chat
-- Julia "Fucking gay gross fat slob"

Re: sweet

[anonymous]

984-3417

[anonymous]

Jackie is a fucking cunt.

Dear Jackie,

[anonymous]

(Uh oh) Cause I don't want no Pigeons
Them be da girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holla at me
I don't want no Pigeons
Them be them girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friends coat
Tryin' to holla at me

(Uh-oh) Pigeon, take your friend's shoes off
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, the hell with that crazy shit
Ya'll make me sick, go home and fuckin' babysit
My big dogs don't love this
Concur bitch, get a brush, and scrub this (right)

Take it to the salon, pluck ya mustache

You only walk Pigeon-toed cause ya shoes are small

You birds wanna take over?

Wanna smoke wit me, wit no money
Oh no, I don't want no

No Pigeons
No Pigeons

Yo, chill cousin, these birds is ill cousin

coolness

[anonymous]

indeed it was a gay night but yelling at jackie and laughing at her trying to get attention was a little pick me up for a while....who passes out and wakes up a minute later and says im ok......a bird that needs attention thats who well im gonna go get a hat because my head is cold so goodnight world

B. Gorms

Re: coolness

[anonymous]

cool brandon i must say, your verry cool. too bad your friends were the ones talking shit about u the other nite, the WHOLE night. im glad that their your "boys" tho. i dont need attention im sry i got sick the otehr nite, shit happens. and chris leave me alone, do u have nuthin better to do then write shit about me in your cooool livejournal? gess not. Sry that me and shan started laughing i couldnt help it, im sure youve never done nething stupid when u were drunk....prolly. once again thanx for taking time to bash me, your very mature.

-jackie

Re: coolness

[anonymous]

i like girls named jackie lol, they r cool
im mad blazed

-Young Conrad

Re: coolness

[anonymous]

jackie u r a piece of monkey, ape shit. i only used to be nice to uy becasue i like ur dad. u r so gay and when will u ever realize that no one EVER wanst u around. u r so gya n u follow shannon around... how does someone pass otu for .7 secounds then stand up n jump around then walk like a dying deer? u r so gay n LOVE to get people's attention. while u werepassed out people wanted to kick u n not help, n others offered u for firewood. this is jon barone n i really highly dislike u n u know im am usally nice to people but u really make me angry...

muffin man

[anonymous]

so i would like to introduce myself...i am the muffin man, would u like a muffin i made them just for you i am the god damn best muffin maker in town we can chill pop open a beer and eat my muffins some day cause i am the muffin man

Re: muffin man

[anonymous]

i like muffins, and runfola is a pussy. and we all know tim vertino isnt doin shit, and that aaron schiberasci isnt shit compared to his brother. bauer is my boy. everyone that doesnt like him is a bitch. I guess this jackie chick is a whore lol

Re: muffin man

[anonymous]

i like jackie, i also like chewbacca because they are hairy
-REX CONRAD JR.

Re: muffin man

[anonymous]

fuck the miffun man..he is a pussy...what kinda guy cook's muffins n drinks beer?
-frank delaroach

This is funny ass shit

[anonymous]

i love chris bauer and everyones who comments on his live jounal this is the funnies shit ive ever read keep up the good work poppin shit to people and i love you chris

- al cadena

Re: This is funny ass shit

[anonymous]

SO MUCH CONTROVERSY IN SUCH LITTLE SPACE!!! But its fuckin hilarious as hell