The Definition of a True Friend

[eat_my_matzah]

A true friend is one who stays 5 hours on the phone with you, even when they don't want to, to help you. Except for when the fire alarm goes off. And then you sing them their favorite song in the world. I love Fukiko. More than the air I breathe. And i love you shmegan, even if you have desert vagina. Good luck with that, take drexanol.

Comments

[kosher_sushi]

A.J. i love you. and im glad to help you with your essay. even though it wasnt my first priorty. :-) and it was worth it for the song. and im sorry about the fire. and im sorry about shmegans desert vagina. but she really cant help it. and if we were next door neighbors it would be better than amazing.
I LOVE YOU AJ!!!

love, fukiko gonzalez

[meggo_is_preggo]

Now, Alex, you know that I love you too.
But.
I DO NOT HAVE DESERT VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
Now everyone thinks I have some sort of nasty STD.
I do not, really.
...but Alex does.