i have a word of advice for all of you out there

[eat_s_h_i_t]

no matter how tempting. never, ever hit a lighter with a golfclub. it will send the metal piece rocketing toward your face aand lacerate your face. trust me. annnnnnd you feel like a retard afterwards as well.

im watching an old western. they're so much better than modern movies. fuck yeah

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[hi_im_kelsey]

all my idea..:(

[oxjustanothr1xo]

aw! kelsey told me abouT that....heres a little story for you then

~* last year i went to ozzfest with my friend kelly, and of course during "those kinds of songs" you have to hold up the lighter, and we bought these cheap little things from the gas station on our way there
well in the middle of the song, the lighter i was holding got so hot that it just BLEW UP, and the plastic melted on my hand, and everything shot everywhere and some lady wanted to kick my ass becuz she claimed that part of my lighter hit her in the head, when what really hit her in the head was a beer bottled that the fat drunk guy right next to me threw at her for being in his way

the end

:)

[red__wedding]

aww babe, i saw your eye tonight, and as long as your okay, im okay.