I'm a Human!


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You scored 78% in Toy Knowledge!

Well. What can I say? If you did really well...that's sad!!! And if you did really poorly...that's sad too!!! And if every picture looked like a sex toy...you need to see the doctor!!!


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well. my wedding is in 12 mother fucking days. i finally got my dress today. im really starting to get nervous and im really hoping everything pans out for me. i hope my friends come through for me and well i really gotta stop worrying. itll all be fine im sure. adam will be here in 10 days. i cant fucking wait to see him again. i miss him so ( Read more... )

What kind of disease are you?

krissy:
krissy is caused by Satan.


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EVERYONE'S HAVING SEX!!!!!!! YAY EVERYONE! YAY!

so kristina went and took her drving test bright and early this morning and SHE FUCKING FAILED!!!!!!!!!! god im so mad. the next date i can get is the 30th of december. thats such bullshit. i knew it was a bad idea going without having driven in over a year. well i failed on the god damn parallel parking cause i was too fucking far away from the ( Read more... )

life's a bitch and then you DIE!!!!!

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO MY JPACK!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!<3<3<3<3<3

MUAH!!!
KRISSY-POO

so my day was funfilled(or not) school was all good i got to leave like an hour early cause i got me lab done fast so it was good times. i came home and talked to my husband for a while(like i do everyday). from then on boredom hit. i didnt know what the fuck to do with myself. so i decided to just lay down at like 830 or so. i wasnt really feeling ( Read more... )