top-notch Engrish.

[eatenbykraken]

found on the tag of my new jeans:

"Truck jeans is a product of the Original American ride denim jeans for everyone to enjoy. Bringing out the unique characteristic of it's texture and image of individual jeans. Simply by wearing the jean will bring love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self control These are

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[sniffnoy]

These are the essential characteristics. Not that they are in fact, pants. Make a sweater with the same effects and it's essentially the same. (Although, in truth, if such a thing were to exist, I suppose that really *would* overshadow the pantsness.)